Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Look, John, I'm not certain you've ever eaten blackcurrants. They're not sweet. They should make you shudder a bit as you eat them because they're so delightfully sour. You should see how much sugar I have to add to the pan when I'm making blackcurrant concentrate.

Tracey looks a lot like JKR with her hair like that.

What the hell is Tracey wearing

This dickhead

Get you with your posh gentleman caller from Bath. Did you catch his eye by flashing some ankle when perambulating around the Assembly Rooms?

That looks alright from Dan

titwell shitwell

I do not like him

I like Tracey.

Poor old Charles Campion should be there. Hope he's feasting in heaven!

Looks pretty but raw fish and I are not friends.

Dan likes a. Mountain

@fourquenelles

PS I, like the Queen. do not fart

I’m coeliac, one slip and it’s fecking trumpet voluntary. Like Tracy’s dress.

Looking at this makes me think it'll all be mushy and bleurgh in the mouth

@squooshe

Get you with your posh gentleman caller from Bath. Did you catch his eye by flashing some ankle when perambulating around the Assembly Rooms?

Is there any other way of attracting a gentleman caller?

Salmon and coconut.. M🤮

Needs a sauce

Ooo that beef looks lovely.

Cor that beef looks fabulous and look at the size of that portion.

It does

Dry as

Needs sauce

Needs a sauce for sure.

Oh Dan, I feel like you've flubbed this. I should never have made you my favourite.

always need a sauce, dan

Elementary mistake. If Gregggggggg were there he'd be bellowing for SAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

oh he's done well. I'm glad

God sitwell just talks total dickery

I like Dan, he’s just the right side of humble.

@Halsall

Elementary mistake. If Gregggggggg were there he'd be bellowing for SAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

he would. stupid sauce slurping oaf