Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

@Blueberrycreampie

Hmm. Blackcurrants again?

Looks horrible to me.

Are blackcurrants the thing this year ? No Hispi ?

@GrouchyKiwi

My cat threw up Nico's dish the other day.

Was it on your duvet where you didn’t notice till it had soaked through ?

I love tartar but then I have been known to take bites out of raw steak - fillet is divine.

@ilovesooty

It looks like a tired Krispy Kreme.

Snap 🤣

Blackcurrants coming up on the rails as one of the fashionable ingredients of the series, maybe?

Don’t normally watch Masterchef. However, the lice over is not working for me - it’s too softly spoken and the tone is more like a nature programme.

Voice-over

Nico and Anthony have decided to save Dan. Thanks, chaps.

Has Gregggggg a blackcurrant farm?

@Riverlee

Voice-over

😂

His cod might be OK.

X-posted with blueberrycreampie and TheDogsMother

Top of the stairs littlbrowndog, noticed too late.

nice, just needs a side of chips

That cod looks bomb

☹️

@Riverlee

Don’t normally watch Masterchef. However, the lice over is not working for me - it’s too softly spoken and the tone is more like a nature programme.

but that’s the sainted Pertwee junior!

'Lice over'? Don't give some of these chefs ideas.

Jimi is clearly thinking what a twat Shitwell is

Lice over with your side of maggots

I think the cod might have saved him.

Here’s joonnnnny

Riverlee sometimes the voice over is the best thing and anything that contrasts with Gobshite is a bonus (and when I win the Euromillions I am employing Sean Pertwee to whisper menus in my ear )

Shitwell has sussed someone even more pretentious than he is.