Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Tweeezers !

Anthony's starter is canape size.

Maybe Dan's got a chance here. I like him too.

Nasturtium again

Erm not loving what he did to that poussin breast

That’s a bit beige.

The food must all be getting so cold, he's spent so much time faffing about with it.

Where's the rest of the dish?

it's a bit beige

Amuse Bush sized

Yesssss more nasturtium leaves.

Where’s the veg ?

"Looks like a lab specimen."

Bye bye Anthony

That poussin is positively anemic

He’s a goner

I think he's out.

@littlbrowndog

Nasturtium again

Maybe they grew it next to Jon’s blackcurrants

Anaemic*

I think Anthony's removed himself from the competition. Hopefully.

My cat threw up Nico's dish the other day.

I cannot get into the idea of tartare

Hmm. Blackcurrants again?

My cat got some posh cat food this week that looks similar.

Looks like a doughnut with hundreds and thousands

It looks like a tired Krispy Kreme.