Made in Chelsea - series 21

[OysterMonkey]

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

YES!! Stevie - thank you.
Think I might treat myself to watching it from the start again - anything’s better than the current series 😆

Stevie was the cutest.

Stevie and Jamie were pricks but they were TV gold. Spencer reaaaally didn't give a shit about anybody.

I watched it all from the beginning in the last lockdown. It's not got the same charm as the old days but it's head and shoulders above TOWIE (utter, utter shite now)

Really miss Francis, also Spencer and Hugo together were brilliant. Also the succession of Spencer's girlfriends, each warning the next of his terrible ways, only to blithely ignore all the red flags, convinced they were different.

I'd also love to see a showdown between Maeve and Lucy Watson. Two biggest bitches of the show.

Oh yes, I loved Francis (I bought his book!).
I fancied Proudlock (my phone wrote Proudlick 🤣😛).
And Stevie was sweet / cute.

@Poorlykitten

I’ve just looked Andy up on Instagram. Terrible receding hairline. 😩

His Insta is an absolute cringe-fest 🤮🙄

Yes. It is. Poor Andy. 😂

Miles.

This is how I am. This is how it is. What a justification for acting like a cahnt. I’m wondering if it will wash with my gaffer.

I suspect not.

The way he has behaved towards Inga is shameful.

Em wants to be wrapped up like the babby Jesus? Oh love. Wrong side of the ground. You is the baaaaaad second coming treacle. Your middle name is Damien and I claim my five pounds.

And now you’ve made yer fella’s orbs beat a hasty retreat and take up residence near his tonsils. They’ve probably disguised themselves as tonsils.

If Em is the one then he ain’t looked hard enough.

I still think the surrogacy stuff is being made light of. I feel for Gaz as I’m walking down his road re his mam but it ain’t a fashion accessory cherub. Pop the pup in a papoose. Sorted.

I’m with Maeva. I’d bid for the Bitty trio. And waste them.

And I’d probably ask them to scoop out Rubyrubyrubyruby’ vical chords with a spoon so I didn’t have to listen to her whine ever again.

Paris is not usually my cup of tea. But loving her at the mo.

Elooeasy going to the gym with her wallopers out. Classy.

Bitty and his buttons? Alluring. And pour your own grog. You’ve got hands. And coordination enough to unbutton buttons. You don’t need a serf.

First date? When did you last have sex? Do people say that? On a first date. Okay then.

You aren’t catty either Jules. Just a pusseh.

Easy just threw Inga under the bus and called them 3 little bitches. You are laying down with the dogs missy. Mind out for the fleas.

You’ll be itchier than a sailor down the harbour.

He thinks he is in there. He ain’t.

Miley might be a fuckboy.

Jules just wants to be one but fails.

Liv’s present was wonderful. Bless her.

Absolutely LOVING Paris this episode. Flip flop citeh.

I’ll take it.

Miles you are a nasty person. You are a dick. And you fucking well and truly did do what was best for you.

Next week?

I’m team Maeva. Shoulder tassels and everything.

Not this current season, but I've seen on Instagram that Tiny Tears is pregnant with Ryman's baby.

I think I spotted that on a slebbysidebar but then convinced myself I had not.

Congrats Wheeze and Thruppeny.

Good luck to her squeezing a baby with that jawline out!

Shouldn’t laugh elizabeth but did! 🤣

She is super diddy. I’m not sure she’ll be pushing at all if it is a big un.

Cue photos of her mad fool bro dressing up with a bump. 🤨

Ha ha! Well let’s hope the baby inherits her jawline, shall we say...at least for birthing purposes!
Yes, very true on both counts.
God, sammeh an uncle 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Series 21? How on earth has such rubbish survived to 21 series?

Thanks for your contribution to our thread.
And don't worry, it hasn't somehow escaped our attention that it's shite. It's just that we're powerless to change (a bit like you with the 'off' button ).

In fact, it's so shite, it's bloody brilliant in places
Can't wait for Maeve to wipe the floor with new tall girl who walks around in her bra and thong in Gareth and Ollie's kitchen tonight!

I too hope that Maeva tears her a new anoose.

There’s an ooze of nastiness coming from that one.

I can vaguely recall a flash of thonged arse in a swimming pool as a teaser shot.
Too much (toned I might add!) arse on show for my liking. Put it away.
Looking forward to tonight’s show.
Liv and Tristan?!? (Never did like him - don’t even know what’s happened, ha!)

I shall be cheering Maeva on, fiver says she has the tall b with an itch in tears before the second commercial break (Oh, I love watching Ollie, Liv and pratty Miles shove ice creams in each other's gleaming white gnashers - sponsored by Sensodyne - nah, paid for by their grand daddies trust funds more like ).

I’m sure elooeasy has a magnificent bottom which was made for thongs.

If I wanted to look at arses though I can merely glance over the Bitty trio and be sated.

I do not need to be reminded of the inadequacies of my own body by one who can flaunt their one in a series of strings.

I’d be more impressed if they were prancing about in a big pair of drawers and a well loved, comfy and greying but unmatched bra.

With a fat and decidedly un-toned wobbly harris and a saggy ledge.

I can match the cakehole though.

Maeva love, I’m counting on you. I am.

Yeah, equally I don’t want the (bleugghhh) tricep trio’s naked torsos. Put it all away.
I do agree @SheldonesqueEstDansLaGalaxie, how refreshing would it be to see non-matching undie sets and big period pants 🤣, with lockdown too-much-wine bodies!

They should have a Rab C Nesbitt or Shameless themed party!
Rather than swanking around in their 1920s themed feather boas and cravats.
That'd be worth a watch!

🤣

I was rab c-ing myself yesterday.

Trousers rolled up, vest out (not stringy) and belly in repose.

Rocked it.

I cooked myself at a steady 39°

(Not voluntarily and I did consider jumping in a river)

To be honest I don’t want to see the trio’s flesh. But they are arses so I’m torn.

I’ve got my cheerleader poms to back Maeva tonight.

And a Kenny Everett rigid digit for that thongy gobshite.

Brother Lee love and all that 😉

I hope you were doing the requisite drying-your-armpits-in-the-air dancing by the river, Rab C Sheldon in between all the frivolity yesterday!

I see your team Maeva cheerleader pom poms. I have some too, from Gucci, naturally.