Made in Chelsea - series 21

[OysterMonkey]

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

I’ve not watched it yet.

But so agree about Bitty. He is deeply unattractive.

He is what I would imagine blancmange to be in human form.

I concur. I think he’s got a strange plasticine look, with a Ken-doll vibe. Ie sex-less.
Those god-awful shirts buttoned down to his naval do not help either 🙈😱🤮

Paris is a gobby horror. Just STFU and piss off. She’s utterly pointless.

Next weeks episode looks rather interesting though...

I was further behind than I thought and watched the rest of the episodes.

Paris is annoying.

I'm not keen on Inga but felt a bit sorry for her when Miles told her he's not interested and also think he was a bit of a twat to say he can't he friendly with her.

Maeva and James are cute and I do like Maeva but her "I thought you'd know where Miles is since you're always together" to Ruby was a bit much. As was Inga's "cause you were talking to Miles' dad and it was funny!"

I don't think the Ollie and Gareth surrogacy chat was so bad. I don't think they made light of it, they were just trying to include what was going on in their real lives, but this is a separate issue from one's views in surrogacy generally perhaps?

Verity loves causing trouble and accusing Rez of trying it on with her. I think it was just for drama and reminded me of when she said Tristan made an inappropriate comment to her after they'd broke up and it got back to Liv.

Not sure why they all don't like Tristan or is it just Tristan with Liv? Did they have an issue when he was with Verity?

Not sure Robbie adds anything but then I don't think Paris does.

I know this crap is scripted/orchestrated, but has the director asked Julius to be as unattractive as humanly possible, or is he naturally repulsive?! Sitting there muttering to himself and unbuttoning his shirt before Eloise entered the date room. Then chuntering on to her that no on ever fancies him. He’s like Ross from Friends with a melted rubber mask for a face 🤮

Miles a big a prick as always, his beautiful pinhead is clearly devoid of content. Not fussed on Eloise, who looks like she’s got shares in the same Botox/Filler company as Tiff. Feeling sorry for Inga as she plummets off the end of the conveyer belt of hot single women and straight in to the MIC bin with poor old Paris (who I quite like).

Ruby’s still a nasty piece of work, transparently setting Eloise up with Poolius to keep Miles to herself.

I felt for Gareth talking about his mum, but I’m fairly morally opposed to surrogacy so can’t get on board with that angle, even though the Locke-Lockes are nice chaps.

Sorry Emily’s 25?! Did Harvey forget to finish the sentence: ‘Emily’s 25… years older than me’

Miles ‘I’m not a fuckboy, how dare Inga etc’.

Next sentence ‘I almost forgot she was here’

🙄

Hope you dont mind me jumping in you funny lot Was Eloise in it years ago ? With Spencer Matthews?

Well I’ve just jumped in so, sure! Come aboard!

There was someone called Heloise who went out with Jamie for a while I think (I wasn’t watching much at that point). There was also a very pretty model type called Emma I think, who Spenny dicked around a bit whilst mooning over Caggie. Cor, them’s were the days eh?!

Spencer looks like he’s got six months to live in that picture I’ve just noticed 🤣

The more the merrier!
She does look familiar.
But from this it looks like she hasn’t been on it before, as I assume they’d have mentioned it.
www.realitytitbit.com/instagram/eloise-made-in-chelsea

Spenny and Caggie
Those were the days.

I wouldn't want to win any of those muppets in a raffle, thank you very much.

Oh I don’t know. I’d be quite happy with Fred. He looked quite hot last night in his polo neck / suit combo 🥰
I’d defo chuck the other two back though.

Yeah, ok, Fred would suffice - the best of a bad bunch.

If I paid 50p on a raffle ticket, I'd want Spenny, Mytt and that bloke who looked like the Fonz who went out with Louise.
I'd probably 'win' Jamie, Poolius (great name whoever said that above) and Tiff's dad.

Thanks all. I miss Francis Boulle

I miss Francis. The rest are just a shower, albeit a beautiful one.Can not believe the hypocrisy of Miles or most of the men for that matter, this program (although I love it!) sets feminism back 40 years. Oh, but I did quite like Andy ( remember him?)

Bring back Andy without his guitar.

😂

I’ve just looked Andy up on Instagram. Terrible receding hairline. 😩

@jay55

Bring back Andy without his guitar.

Nostrils!!!

Totally agree Julius is completely sexless. Eloise wouldn't look twice at him if not in that contrived environment. She's also not all that. Hate girls that dismiss girls in a group setting like that. But even more so, i hate the boys who seem to think it's something to be admired.

Thought Paris was great! She might be dull usually but when she gets going she is fab!

Next week's episode looks great!

Ruby is so beautiful...but that voice

Andy was a sap!! He was so cringe

Oh no, Andy was a drip.
I always had a soft spot for Proudlock - he seemed a kind soul.

Eloise a man’s woman I think, no loyalty to the sisterhood, red flag

You’ve got me pining away now for the ‘good old days’ - who was Nostril’s mate who had blonde / brown hair and looked in shock every time a girl spoke to him? Shared a flat with Lucy Watson?? Arghhhh - what was his name??
At least they were better episodes than this current pile of shite

@Justfivemoreminutesplease that was Stevie. I’m watching again from the start and I’m on season 6. God Jamie and Spencer were WANKERS