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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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RomaineCalm · 02/12/2020 21:32

Gregg: 'You look like a competent chef to me'

Not exactly the highest of compliments.

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2020 21:32

I like him a lot. I live in Edinburgh. Can I stalk him?

HammerToFall · 02/12/2020 21:32

Just stumbled across this thread. Master chef is one programme me and dh always watch together. He says he's writing to the bbc re the 20 minute question every bloody time!

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:33

Imagine waking up to Gregg every morning.

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2020 21:33

Romaine. And that comes from a veg seller. Talk about damned by faint praise.

HMSSophie · 02/12/2020 21:33

Hello Hammer

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/12/2020 21:33

Well, if they ever do a MC naked calendar can I nominate these?

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:34

Welcome @HammerToFall 😊

Halsall · 02/12/2020 21:34

Pebble I think technically that's called a nightmare

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:34

Chef throwing everything at the plate and hoping something sticks.

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RomaineCalm · 02/12/2020 21:34

Ohwhatfuckery I think that would be ok as long as you hold a month for Digger Dean of the olden days.

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2020 21:34

Hello Hammer. Welcome to a great group.

jay55 · 02/12/2020 21:34

Night terrors.

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:34

@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow so you want Gregg to be January with a chefs hat covering his particulars?????

HMSSophie · 02/12/2020 21:34

I like the sound of Mr Hammer; someone needs to take these irritants up with the BBC.

fourquenelles · 02/12/2020 21:35

Hi Hammer get your DH to ask whether Greggggggg knows where the bodies are buried too Wink

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:35

Hi Hammer!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/12/2020 21:35

Evening hammer. Where do you stand on the Greggggg? We favour hob nail boots.

HMSSophie · 02/12/2020 21:35

I like Jamaa(l?)

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:36

[quote Pebbledashery]@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow so you want Gregg to be January with a chefs hat covering his particulars?????[/quote]
Sad You're not allowed to ruin my birthday month like that.

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HMSSophie · 02/12/2020 21:36

GrinGrinGrinhobnailed boots phnar

JamieLeeCurtains · 02/12/2020 21:36

This is what I always think of as the 'raw lamb or fish round'.

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:36

@GrouchyKiwi apologies 😁

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:36

Jamar's dessert sounds amazing.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/12/2020 21:37

[quote Pebbledashery]@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow so you want Gregg to be January with a chefs hat covering his particulars?????[/quote]
Shutdafeckup. I’ve come over all sickly now.
Cremos! Bingo!