Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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@HMSSophie

jamie get to the back of the queue please

Behind me! And I am straighter than a straight think looking at a plumb line

Bart is just so wide-eyed and smiley

Fuckery Noooo please don't put me off Marcus

Oh Monica. Me too

Bloody hell, I like all three.

For the cocktails. Not the sex 😎

New fred for when this one runs out.

Did Mon glance at Greggg as she announced she'd take two cocktails? I do love her.

Anyone remember when Monica started doing this and she was in Marcus' shadow and rather nervous? Aeons ago this was b

What did Alex put in there? More maggots?

Gregg is like a shit teacher towards the end of an exam, striding up and down reading out the minutes left, putting everyone off

That dish looked lovely til the beans got dumped on it

Fanks for new Fred!
However I’ve now got ‘Me & Julio down by the schoolyard’ going round and round in my head

@HMSSophie

Anyone remember when Monica started doing this and she was in Marcus' shadow and rather nervous? Aeons ago this was b

Yes! How it has reversed ...

Yes Sophie. She used to be really wooden but she's great now. The flip side to that is that Gregg was the eejit in the shadow of the chefs. Now he's striding around shout the whole time.

That’s dramatic looking. Alex has passed me by so far, but that’s looking good.

That pudding looks divine

Alex did a fantastic job.

GO HERE to discuss more!

Alex is through, will be a shame to lose any of them tonight.

@JamieLeeCurtains

Gregg is like a shit teacher towards the end of an exam, striding up and down reading out the minutes left, putting everyone off

He's the teacher that leaned on your back as you struggled with your work, or shoved against your side boob and leered at you pretending to care whether you could understand Fermat's Last Theorem.

Oh FUCK OFFF GREGGGGG.

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