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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:38

Me an' Actor.

Good for you, Gregg.

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bobbikato · 09/12/2020 21:39

They all look like one has chucked some patak jar sauce on left overs from the chippy .

fourquenelles · 09/12/2020 21:39

Stop calling Greggggg chef Philli or you and me will fall out

RomaineCalm · 09/12/2020 21:39

Just been trying to decipher this guy's 10-course tasting menu...

opheem.com/menu

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/12/2020 21:39

"Torched yoghurt" got me . . .

JazzyGeoff · 09/12/2020 21:40

Bart Bigteeth vs Luke Littleteeth

And Alex Standardteeth

TheDogsMother · 09/12/2020 21:41

DH has fallen into a doze so can I say to all of you instead ...... I don't think I would want to send any of these chefs home.

JamieLeeCurtains · 09/12/2020 21:41

I did that rhubarb sugar thing!

Halsall · 09/12/2020 21:41

Luke's rhubarb anecdote might explain the teeth Hmm

littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:41

Yeah jazzy 😂😂😂😂

TheDogsMother · 09/12/2020 21:42

I did that rhubarb thing too

fourquenelles · 09/12/2020 21:42

Luke is the most Yorkshire EVER! (My DF is from Bradford so I know what I am talking about Grin )

JazzyGeoff · 09/12/2020 21:42

Luke is so sweet, he's like a six year old at Legoland

RomaineCalm · 09/12/2020 21:42

Halsall GrinGrinGrin

JamieLeeCurtains · 09/12/2020 21:42

If I had to replace DP it would have to be with Monica.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/12/2020 21:42

Is this one place or two?

HMSSophie · 09/12/2020 21:43

jamie get to the back of the queue please

Wolfcub · 09/12/2020 21:43

That's a lot of chilli

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/12/2020 21:43

@JazzyGeoff

Luke is so sweet, he's like a six year old at Legoland
LOL! Grin
JazzyGeoff · 09/12/2020 21:43

Whoa there Greggg keep those showbiz shooting fingers to thineself

HMSSophie · 09/12/2020 21:43

Oh dear. Marcus. That face. That sound is the crashing down of an idol.

theThreeofWeevils · 09/12/2020 21:43

"That's the point!"

You tell the gormless greedy git, Luke, lad.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/12/2020 21:44

Marcus just pulled his sex face. 😖

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/12/2020 21:44

Two I think Fuckery

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:44

An almond cake is possibly the most Dutch dessert you could make. Just needs a bit of apple and cinnamon to set it off.

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