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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

997 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/12/2020 21:27

Gut Bucket!

LOL!

littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:27

So not enjoying this challenge

jay55 · 09/12/2020 21:27

Hadn't realised Alex was there tonight.

JamieLeeCurtains · 09/12/2020 21:28

'The list is endless'. It's not though, is it. He's finished now, in the allotted time.

Sunbird24 · 09/12/2020 21:28

Is everyone doing an espuma?

JazzyGeoff · 09/12/2020 21:29

Looks a right mess!

littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:29

Who,wants a plate of onions

Halsall · 09/12/2020 21:29

Jamie as a fellow-pedant, I salute you. DH and I just said exactly the same Grin

HMSSophie · 09/12/2020 21:29

I had espuma once but the doctor worked me out.

RomaineCalm · 09/12/2020 21:29

I don't think ai'm enjoying it much littlebrowndog and I love Indian cookery. This all seems very flat. That said, it's not easy to find replacement tasks for all of the usual ones.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:29

Nah, Alex, that's not a great dish. I like onions, but not six million different ways.

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theThreeofWeevils · 09/12/2020 21:29

Luke!

But I must confess to a soft spot for wee Alex too.

fourquenelles · 09/12/2020 21:29

espuma is too close to sputum for my liking

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/12/2020 21:30

@Sunbird24

Is everyone doing an espuma?
Wasn't there a song about that ? "Eeeee! Vava Espuma"?

Also - how do you display the "wrong side of the prawn"?

littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:30

I love it too. This is to much wankery

JazzyGeoff · 09/12/2020 21:30

How can you not get enough onion flavour in a plate of onions?

HMSSophie · 09/12/2020 21:30

Sorted me out. Fucksake

JazzyGeoff · 09/12/2020 21:31

Philly might smash this

JamieLeeCurtains · 09/12/2020 21:31

@Halsall

Jamie as a fellow-pedant, I salute you. DH and I just said exactly the same Grin
I am honoured Grin
SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/12/2020 21:31

*VIVA, not Vava!

FFS!

GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:31

Philli sounded a tad smartarse there, replying to Marcus and Monica.

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littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:31

Vomit ffs

Madcats · 09/12/2020 21:31

Just reflecting back, but we had an Uber Eats code that prompted us to order from what has been a decent Chinese restaurant: It didn't travel well.

Sunbird24 · 09/12/2020 21:32

I thought he said he’d de-veined the wrong side of the prawn but I don’t see how that’s possible either...

GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:32

I thought for a second Sean said Human Cauliflower rice, which was briefly concerning.

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