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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

997 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:21

Am finding this a real challenge to watch Bart

jay55 · 09/12/2020 21:22

Do we think Bert's owners are Russians?

Halsall · 09/12/2020 21:22

Bart said the magic word. Espuma. He speaks chef's language, evidently.

TheDogsMother · 09/12/2020 21:22

Wow so many fabulous teeth. Bart and Akhtar.

HMSSophie · 09/12/2020 21:22

Marcus needs to visit a mirror and sort his hair out tonight.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:23

Poor Akhtar, stuck on his own with the greengrocer.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/12/2020 21:23

@jay55

Do we think Bert's owners are Russians?
God yeah. Or someone dead famous in the arts.
littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:23

Yeah he is yellowing at edges

fourquenelles · 09/12/2020 21:23

I see old gut bucket has weedled his way into the dining room

Sunbird24 · 09/12/2020 21:23

Sneaky move by Marcus and Monica to get rid of Gregggg there!

jay55 · 09/12/2020 21:24

I was hoping Gregg had fucked off home.

HMSSophie · 09/12/2020 21:24

A greengrocer who pronounced his name Actor.

fourquenelles · 09/12/2020 21:24

@HMSSophie

Marcus needs to visit a mirror and sort his hair out tonight.
Just what I was thinking. Poor lamb Grin
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/12/2020 21:24

Mutton fat isn’t rocking my world. Clarty lamb fat. Boak.

AvengingGerbil · 09/12/2020 21:24

If Chef A wants Luke’s food to be like a curry house on a Friday night, why doesn’t he just go to one?

Wolfcub · 09/12/2020 21:25

Maggots in the curry ffs

RomaineCalm · 09/12/2020 21:25

No one needs cauliflower 16 ways. ButI do like Luke..

Halsall · 09/12/2020 21:25

old gut bucket GrinGrin

RomaineCalm · 09/12/2020 21:25

@fourquenelles

I see old gut bucket has weedled his way into the dining room

😂😂😂 Perfectly put!

TheDogsMother · 09/12/2020 21:25

I noticed that too HMSSophie. Actor

littlbrowndog · 09/12/2020 21:26

So mean yet so true 😂😂😂

JamieLeeCurtains · 09/12/2020 21:26

No says Gregg, stuffing more in his gob ...

GrouchyKiwi · 09/12/2020 21:26

Gut bucket. Grin

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JazzyGeoff · 09/12/2020 21:27

Ohh I think Luke has bummed out a bit here Sad

HMSSophie · 09/12/2020 21:27

Oh no Luke.