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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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Halsall · 03/12/2020 21:23

Forage alert 👀

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:23

Carla is so nonchalant

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/12/2020 21:23

@Wolfcub

Mmm Jay
Good thing he’s a big lad, lots to share.
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GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2020 21:23

That's because Eggs Benedict is the best breakfast dish, Carla. Bar none.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 21:23

I like Jay - and I like Grace, too.

I like that she always seems p*ssed.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/12/2020 21:24

Not doing anything fancy.
Chinny reckon.

littlbrowndog · 03/12/2020 21:24

Yes grace. Drink she does. I like her

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 21:24

@Pebbledashery

Carla is so nonchalant
I think she is practising Mindfulness between challenges.
theThreeofWeevils · 03/12/2020 21:24

Marcus seems to like Jamaal.
That plate of Paul's is a car-crash.

ilovesooty · 03/12/2020 21:25

@HMSSophie

Jamaal is not gloomy looking. He's sensitive
Definitely a reflective young man.
Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:25

Why on earth would anyone want to eat a pigeon. The only pigeons I know are in Trafalgar Square. Why on earth would I want to eat one of their cousins.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 21:25

Smoked cheese cheesecake.

That sounds interesting.

Halsall · 03/12/2020 21:26

Paul may be a tad over-ambitious here, methinks

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GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2020 21:26

That razor clam was a bit saucy.

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Wolfcub · 03/12/2020 21:26

Scottish bloke seems to be throwing the kitchen sink at it again

ilovesooty · 03/12/2020 21:26

@Pebbledashery

Why on earth would anyone want to eat a pigeon. The only pigeons I know are in Trafalgar Square. Why on earth would I want to eat one of their cousins.
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.
SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 21:26

@Pebbledashery

Why on earth would anyone want to eat a pigeon. The only pigeons I know are in Trafalgar Square. Why on earth would I want to eat one of their cousins.
I wouldn't want to eat one.

Pigeons are full of bird lice.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/12/2020 21:27

@Pebbledashery

Why on earth would anyone want to eat a pigeon. The only pigeons I know are in Trafalgar Square. Why on earth would I want to eat one of their cousins.
You haven’t met the fat fuckers around here. Like feathered helicopters.
jay55 · 03/12/2020 21:27

Paul's accent was so strong when he was talking about his job, I didn't understand a word.

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GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2020 21:27

The grey batter looks very unappetising.

Crab truck today.

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GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2020 21:27

Shellfish truck, perhaps more precisely.

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Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:28

No sight of the maggot truck unloading yet.

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GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2020 21:29

Having studied Bart's teeth, I would like to inform you that they are not at all large for Dutch teeth. He's a lucky man. You should see my chompers.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/12/2020 21:29

I think Barts teeth may not be real. Would explain the uniformity and lack of canines.

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:29

@GrouchyKiwi what's interesting is that they are all the same size 😁

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