Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Previous thread.

@ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow go out in the garden and see what you can find

@SchadenfreudePersonified

We have nettles in our garden.

I may forage some and make a puree.

Make sure there’s no cats piss on em.

@Halsall

I just wish Carla didn't come across as so obviously defeated. She's horribly lacking in confidence. I want her to feel better about herself.

I'm finding it increasingly tiresome. Watching her I feel like going into work mode.

Good looking plates tonight. Makes a change from bloody lamb.

That venison isn't medium rare, Mon! It's properly rare.

Goodness me, if that's Carla elated I don't want to see her feeling grumpy

That venison looks like it's still alive.

Executive Development Chef = Menu planner

That needs more sauce.

He's shoved a zillion things on that plate, again.

Carla looks so worried.

What lovely big eyes she has.

(All the better to forage with)

The colour's on Paul's plate are lovely, but everything's just shoved together.

He;s very handsome isn't he that young Jamaar fellow old lady alert

Aw lovely Jamal.
Dh says that looks gloomy.

colours

Bloody hell.

The whole forest on a plate by Paul.

Jamaal is not gloomy looking. He's sensitive

Paul got a bit of the serial killer about him.
What’s the point of that round?

I wonder what a private chef in Mayfair earns?

I wonder if he'll get a pay rise if he wins.

rolls around on forest floor with Jay

Mwahahaha

@fourquenelles ohhhh get a room 😂

Yup jay. Grace still looks tiny.

@HMSSophie

Jamaal is not gloomy looking. He's sensitive

No, Paul’s plate.

Oh dear - watery sauce.

Mmm Jay