Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

[GrouchyKiwi]

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Jamar is desperately dull

Paul looks like he could handle himself in a shank-fight in Barlinnie.

I wouldn't stand too close to him when he has a knife in his hand if I was giving him negative feedback. Or even if he hasn't got a knife in his hand.

DEAR GOD WAS THAT RAZORCLAM REACHING OUT FOR HELP?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Only one dessert! How terrible.

I have to admit I LOVE Bart's accent.

Hisbie has only appeared once so far too and sous videing seems to have gone out of fashion, Where is the cauliflower 9 ways and the chocolate soil? I feel shortchanged

That razor clam didn't want to be cooked 😢

Oooh I just remembered, I did a fried hispi cabbage last week on the basis of something someone did on MC. With glaze and everything. Bloody lovely. Well done me.

Hispi cabbage alert

[quote Pebbledashery]@GrouchyKiwi what's interesting is that they are all the same size 😁[/quote]
Germanic order is what that is, Pebble.

@fourquenelles don't forget the parmasan crisps

@littlbrowndog he is just thoughtful.

Didn't you hear that clam's tiny voice beseeching saaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeee Schaden ?

Jay has put in a bit of timber again

Oh god Sophie now I will have to try it

@HMSSophie

Oooh I just remembered, I did a fried hispi cabbage last week on the basis of something someone did on MC. With glaze and everything. Bloody lovely. Well done me.

I'm mightily impressed, Sophie. I wouldn't even know where to get hispi cabbage.

I love Grace's earrings.

Phew late again. Just finished dinner of foraged ants and nasturtium leaves.

I wish Jamal didn't walk about with his mouth half-open all the time.

Those eggs aren't going to win anything quite frankly

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Paul looks like he could handle himself in a shank-fight in Barlinnie.

I wouldn't stand too close to him when he has a knife in his hand if I was giving him negative feedback. Or even if he hasn't got a knife in his hand.

DEAR GOD WAS THAT RAZORCLAM REACHING OUT FOR HELP?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Paul is a bit of a Begby. Grace has those lovely earrings in again.

grouch any major supermarket:)

More for us all to climb like a tree Wolfcub

Love grace. So laconic

I did a potato rosti - on the basis of the skills test the other night. Wouldn't have managed in 20 mins but it was ok.
And yes the clams were waving

Aren’t those the same earrings she was wearing last time? Sure someone commented on them then too...

@Halsall

Didn't you hear that clam's tiny voice beseeching saaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeee Schaden ?

WHAT CRUELTIES AM I ENCOURAGING?

I am so ashamed . . .