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[GrouchyKiwi]

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I really like this crazy lady

@HMSSophie

grouch next Tuesday you'll be seeing Greggs sex face up close. Life size. Like in the room with you. You just think on that.

I might watch it blindfolded. In a non-kinky way.

@SchadenfreudePersonified 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's quite unique really

@fourquenelles

Canines Schaden I believe

Thank you four - canines, of course!

I thought "incisors" didn't sound right, but I couldn't think any further than "tombstones".

I like barley too, reminds me of my mums soups.
I quite like foragy woman, just the rightish side of twee.

Cheering on Carla and Jamaar.

Carla and Jamaar are grand, but I also like Bart. It's very difficult to escape from Dutch Loyalty.

I like Carla but I certainly wouldn't eat anything she foraged to make me.

Bart has the: teeth that you can wind up and they clack round the table

There’s no fir or pine sap. Call that a forest?

I do like Carla.

BLOODY HELL. The food looks so amazing in this new high-def world. But the blackberries are terrifyingly large.

That does look like a good dish. The sauce is so shiny.

And the Scottish lad - Paul, is it?

@littlbrowndog oh my god I'm literally dying 🤣🤣🤣

@littlbrowndog

Bart has the: teeth that you can wind up and they clack round the table

LOL!

I just wish Carla didn't come across as so obviously defeated. She's horribly lacking in confidence. I want her to feel better about herself.

There's no gooseberries in Keilder Forest that's for sure.

Go Bart! That was great feedback.

Oh dear this looks dry.

I see a distinct lack of wood ants and nasturtium leaves

@Halsall

I just wish Carla didn't come across as so obviously defeated. She's horribly lacking in confidence. I want her to feel better about herself.

Yes. I am a non-hugger, but I want to give her a hug and a pep talk and a You've Got This.

We have nettles in our garden.

I may forage some and make a puree.

Looks like a brunch Carla

Fuck I’m hungry for some lovely food that I haven’t cooked.

Carla works above the tree line bless her