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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

997 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2020 21:05

Thank you, lovely people, you'll definitely raise my spirits.

Cute kids. They look very Dutch.

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ilovesooty · 03/12/2020 21:06

Kidzwars

fourquenelles · 03/12/2020 21:06

Cuteness overload there with Bart's little girls

Sunbird24 · 03/12/2020 21:06

I may secretly slightly fancy Bart a little bit...

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:06

Salsify crisps almost seem so pointless.

ilovesooty · 03/12/2020 21:06

@Halsall

Bart overdoing it a bit on his innate oneness with the forest, I feel
A bit. "I am born in the forest" Grin
HMSSophie · 03/12/2020 21:07

Cat on lap prevented timely appropriation of phone.
Hello all. Come ON Jamaa

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:07

@Sunbird24 get out. 🤣

Halsall · 03/12/2020 21:08

Do they have many gooseberry bushes in forests? Hmm

littlbrowndog · 03/12/2020 21:08

No sunbird. Just no

jay55 · 03/12/2020 21:08

I like barley, wish it came up more on menu instead of couscous or quinoa

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 21:09

Hello my little wombats.

Bart hasn't got those little pointy teeth* (the ones that grow big when you are bitten by the Undead and turn into a vampire). How not? I''ve got them. I thought everybody had them.

*Incisors? are they incisors?

fourquenelles · 03/12/2020 21:09

Halsall you'll find them next to the barley and pancetta trees

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/12/2020 21:09

Evening, I had to watch a bit of High Society.
Dh deconstructed last nights teaser and spotted blackberries so says that’s the winner.

Sunbird24 · 03/12/2020 21:09

What can I say, I’ve been single a long time! 🤦‍♀️

GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2020 21:09

DH got a new stupidly large TV yesterday. We set it up after last night's show. I am glad I have time to get used to massive people in my livingroom before I have to deal with Gregg again.

Jamaar is lovely. I hope he does well.

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Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:09

@SchadenfreudePersonified barts teeth are all the same size

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 21:10

@jay55

I like barley, wish it came up more on menu instead of couscous or quinoa
I like barley, jay - is good stuff!
fourquenelles · 03/12/2020 21:10

Canines Schaden I believe

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2020 21:11

Apart from the venison.. Jamaars dishes sound lovely.

HMSSophie · 03/12/2020 21:11

grouch next Tuesday you'll be seeing Greggs sex face up close. Life size. Like in the room with you. You just think on that.

autumntimebrowns · 03/12/2020 21:11

Sorry, late reply, but there's lots of gooseberry bushes in hedgerows in the Eden valley in Cumbria ( not quite a forest!)

Halsall · 03/12/2020 21:11

you'll find them next to the barley and pancetta trees

Round the corner from the sloe gin lakes, fourq ?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 21:11

[quote Pebbledashery]@SchadenfreudePersonified barts teeth are all the same size[/quote]
That's EXACTLY what I said to Mr S.

And they are BIG teeth. Mr S pointed out that the Dutch are BIG people.

But even so . . . Hmm

jay55 · 03/12/2020 21:11

Grouchy I'd not mind an extra giant Jay in my living room, bet Grace still looks tiny though.

Jamaar really has had some great training. I hope he does well.