Just binged the first five episodes:
Andrew and Vanessa: she’s ok but too loud and almost compulsive in her speaking. He’s very sweet but you can see from his mum that he’s been brought up in a quiet, low-key environment. Won’t last in the real world, and she will end it even though really it should be mutual.
John and Debbie: she’s dreadful and a fantasist, which is clearly why she’s still single at ‘53’ 🤣. He’s a good bloke and needs a down to earth Sheila who likes a laugh and a beer.
Jonathan and Cheryl: I think he was asked to ham up the arrogance for the cameras, I think actually he’s quite insecure and was really hurt by her rejection. She thinks she knows it all, and was actually talking patronising bullshit to John and Debbie at the dinner party. Clearly she thinks oldies should just be grateful for anyone! She’s got a lot to learn about life.
Nadia and surprised face man: honestly can’t remember his name, horse racing guy. Looks like a china doll. He’s lovely and clearly desperate for a life partner, but he’ll turn himself in to a doormat for the fussy Nadia, who clearly fancies herself more than him.
Cowboy hat man and miner woman: both a bit desperate but a good match.
Sharon and Nick: he got too pissed at the dinner party and I think she was a bit put off. He’s very judgemental too. She could do better I think. His earrings are awful too. Couldn’t understand why her twin was jealous when she got gorgeous Jesse.
Michelle and Jesse: he’s very handsome but a bit wet and fancies Michelle too much. She knows it and is feeling the pressure to reciprocate. Won’t last. She’s very fussy and clearly more insecure than Sharon too.
Lauren and Andrew: he is just wonderful, the best man by miles. Was upsetting to see him so dejected, I felt like storming in to a 2017 TV and telling him he’ll have women queueing up after this. She was a total piss-head, I noticed it at the hen party and the wedding. She even seemed drunk at the reconciliation session. He’s better off out.
Alene and Chris: I love her and I’m sad they’ve given her this man. He should be thanking his lucky stars and cutting that terrible curly skullet off immediately. I know he’s shy and insecure and trying to compensate with silly humour, but he needs to quit the dad dancing and stupid facial expressions, cut that dreadful Henry from Neighbours circa 1988 hair and start showing her he’s a serious contender. She would’ve been better with Abandoned Andrew (Abandrew 🤣), both caring professionals with a good sense of fun.
Michael and Scarlett: he is clearly a control freak narcissist and the ‘experts’ should be working on getting Scarlett the hell away from him before he can do lasting damage. She looked scared and gaslighted at the dinner party. He clearly fucked and chucked her too, so he’s a total shitbag. LOL at ‘MALE stripper’... calm down mate, we heard you the first time.
Is that everyone?! After watching 5hrs straight I feel like I know them better than the crappy experts 😆