Married at first sight Australia on E4

[Honeyroar]

Anyone watching? The Sydney couple are never going to last. She’s so annoying, surely just on it to get on tv??

Have their ever been a couple from these shows that have stayed married?

Interesting re the regional differences!

God ,I have lost the will to live with this now ,I admire posters that are sticking too it😂 I have three episodes to catch up on and can't bring myself to watch them and there's still next week to go🙄they don't half drag it out!

AnTHony here too - also Scottish. But I have no problem pretending I don't pronounce it that way if it's another reason to hate him

And by sticking around another week what is she really expecting to happen? Just face it, you don't see him as anything more than a friend. You can't force it.

TBH I don't think Michelle even sees Jesse as a friend. I think he's just a space-filler for her - one that is besotted because he's never had a girlfriend so beautiful before and the doit bugger can't believe his luck!

I think if she'd been paired with Nick, she'd still have wanted her sister's bloke - and I think Sharon is deliberately "bigging" up the relationship to make her even more jealous.

Cheers hoxton

*daft bugger, not doit bugger

I'm surprised Michelle managed to travel without Sharon. She doesn't seem able to let her draw breath on her own now.

OP can you please start a new thread before the end and link it.

Just watching series 2 of the UK MAFS on All4. They go into a lot of scientific detail (allegedly!) for their matches, measuring hand sizes , taking DNA, psychometric testing etc so they’re at least pretending that it’s got some basis is science - unlike the Oz version where they seemed to go “this bloke’s an immature twat, maybe this responsible woman can be his new mummy?!”

@Honeyroar have you started a new thread yet? Hoping I haven’t just filled this one up...

Can’t believe we’ve filled a thread 😱 there must be some subliminal Demon Headmaster-style hypnotising going on with this show, as let’s face it, it’s shite but we all keep watching 😂

I don’t know what you mean Worry, it’s very highbrow entertainment!

Entertainment? How dare you!

It's a scientific documentary investigating the anthropological challenge of gender stereotypes in a self-selected isolated social community of individuals on the Tw*tistic Spectrum - from 0 (Simon, Susan, Sean) to 10 (Spoony, Jonesy) with particular reference to self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses.

I'm also a Glasgow burd and I have never heard Anthony pronounced as anything other than Ant-ony

Next thread, I hope

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3977081-Self-justifying-attention-seeking-strategies-and-manipulative-psychoses-in-Aussie-faux-scientific-anthropological-claptrap-MAFS-Part-Deux

TBH I don't think Michelle even sees Jesse as a friend. I think he's just a space-filler for her - one that is besotted because he's never had a girlfriend so beautiful before and the doit bugger can't believe his luck!

Exactly this! What this show has made me do is now drum it into my boys more so than ever to never settle with any old tripe, especially when it just based on looks. I think she could pour acid on him and peel off any residue his skin and he’d see it as a positive blessing... the poor sod

Did anyone else absolutely LOVE Susan's butterfly clips tonight?! 😂💕

And those twins really are doing a number on Nick and Jesse aren't they?! Makes you wonder how many other men they've messed around previously (who have probably all watched this and predicted what would happen!).

There’s a new thread!

We're a few episodes behind, we have watched as far as the one where the different sets of parents meet each other.

Can someone reassure me that it stops being all about Cheryl and Abandrew please? The girls' night episode was so boring, only Cheryl was talking. They weren't even married, they shouldn't even be there!

Also, I am losing a huge amount a respect for Nadia. $200 a day or not, she should have pulled him up on how rude he was to the internet call centre woman and left him after that. She is continuing to stand by while his behaviour gets even more repulsive - why?!

@Honeyroar

Does anyone else feel like getting on Rightmove to find Sean an equestrian property closer to Susan? I’m a qualified horse riding instructor- I’ll teach her to ride for free if they stay together. They’re so lovely together. Those two really do have each other’s backs!!

True fact - I googled "cane farm Perth" last night!

Scroll up- new thread link.

Oh, that's so annoying where then are still plenty of posts to go

Sorry warbies - I started it because we seemed to be going through quickly and I didn't want to risk losing anyone.

My apologies.