Love in the Countryside (BBC2) or Find Me a Fuckable Farmer...

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New series on now.

Watching the first episode on catch-up now, having caught most of 2nd and all of 3rd episode. Is Scottish guy referred to earlier in thread one of Grace’s possibles?

Oh, and Grace is definitely looking for a worker as much, if not more, than a romantic partner!

Okaaay! He’s from Lanarkshire and she’s in Wales.

Dairy farmer has taken his date to the pub I worked in during my uni holidays!

The vet seemed so shy it was awkward during some of the speed dates.

I think the vet is lovely but needs to stop relying on his mum for everything it isn’t sexy!
Something tells me it isn’t going to work out with Michael. He’s urban through and through.

He lets his mum do his washing etc because she enjoys it?! Man alive. Massive turn-off. He comes over as a bit dull too

How nice that hermione and dairy farmer got it together!

Hmm I think the dairy farmer is far too keen to get her barefoot and pregnant and cleaning his house. What about her children ? Are they going to want to move , that house is hardly suitable for children .

Late to the party I know but have just watched yesterday's episode on iplayer. Am sad for Grace as she seemed quite smitten by Alpaca man. I liked Gorgeous George to start with but there's something odd about him that I can't put my finger on. Will be interesting to see how dairy man and Michael work out - can't see it being a goer really but maybe a weekend a month romance will be enough?? At least he's got his family on site. Katie came across as vulnerable and quite damaged and I think the bloke she chose is a proper sleaze. We'll see! Love it and Sara Cox is really good in it - empathetic and funny without taking the piss.

I think George should hook up with Grace. They would make a lovely couple.

George is such a dullard.

I was thinking George and Grace would be perfect together actually. He wouldn’t be helping her on the farm though. But he’d do the vet work and they could employ a farmhand to help. Perfect solution. Don’t know if he’d want to move away from Mummy though.

There is no way the bloke Katie chose is going to move to Yorkshire.

Is the lady faking her injury Michelle Collins?

Some very awkward conversations this evening

I appreciate I am currently talking to myself but shoe-man stroking those boots was the creepiest things I’ve seen

Carpet dramas!

😂 I thought that too wolf And then the dog came along and tried to wee all over his feet! Brilliant!

At least the dog had a wee on his loafers😂

I've only just switched onto this. Holy crap. This deserves to be the most-watched show on TV! It's bloody brilliant. Cringey and hilarious and sweet.

I want two men to come over to my house to date me and clean my carpet

David really annoyed me with his playing one off against the other. Sweetshop syndrome? and he ended up with none.

Not got the names with this lot, late man's flowers look nice and shoe man is giving me weird vibes.

Aaah, flower man is Ollie? and very tall man is Neil? Is the shoe man Ben?

Shoe man is Ben. Despite his horse-teeth I think Neil is the best choice

Oh my goodness, Ollie loves himself doesn’t he. I think the tall guy (Neil?) is the best of the bunch. Ben is a bit humourless.

Victoria and Oliver are really similar. This date seemed like a full on interview.

Neil is my favourite and as Victoria is an equine vet she should feel right at home with Teeth like those - maybe she could file them down a bit.