Love in the Countryside (BBC2) or Find Me a Fuckable Farmer...

[FirstTimeDogParent]

New series on now.

@JoxerGoesToStuttgart VERY cringe x

Yes - but it worked!

These fucking tiny pop adverts are really pissing me off

OMG he’s got ducks

Ahhh the ducklings!! I want to move to west wales and live with Mike on his hobby farm.

Oh no!!! I liked James! I dislike this guy.

Martin? Whhhhyyyyyy!?

How mortifying - a first reserve....

I do not like the psychologist. I really liked Scots bloke

Her dad will take one look at those Hunters and dislike him x

Did that bedroom have a code lock on the door? Weird

Her dad will take one look at those Hunters and dislike him

Yep!

Martin sticks out like a sore thumb. He’s such a try hard.

@Wolfcub they might normally AirBnB it maybe x

Fk me I’d walk straight back out of that kitchen

@Wolfcub I agree , bloody annoying

I reckon the sister will be hard to impress x

That kitchen is minging

Eewww! His house is grim! He’s looking a woman to keep pregnant and barefoot in his minging kitchen so she’ll clean it for him. Yuck.

They'll all run when they see it.

In his defence, the house is the place money is spent. He's on his own and frequently farmhouse kitchens are often a refuge for the neediest animals. Doesn't necessarily mean it has to continue though. The first thing I did was make the house a poo free zone x

Should say LAST place. All he'll do in that house is reheat microwave meals and sleep x

Laura-Lee and Hermione have some mucky looks passing between them

Ahh trinity! Dont cry!

Yeah hermione definitely had a bit of a tone and mental eye roll when she said Laura Lee was throwing herself into the farm work.

Laura Lee reminds me of Charlie dimmock a bit. When she was a bit younger.

Im looking forward to catching up on this, one of the only reasons I watch This farming life is because one of the farmers on it

I feel for Martin. Dairy farmers have been on the bones of their arses for years and it looks like he’s spent what little money there was after his father died in trying to keep the business end of the farm going, to leaving much money or time for keeping the house up.

Hermione had MAJOR resting bitch face and ninja level side eye at all the lamb feeding caper. V funny.

Next week’s shepherdess, Katie, has been on Come Dine With Me. I recognise her, she’s very memorable.