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OITNB Series 7 *Spoilers For All Episodes*

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CaptainHammer · 28/07/2019 13:23

So happy Badison was moved near the start.

Morello’s baby and Red’s dementia was so sad but Doggett dying was just awful. I cried and then proper cried when Taystee saw her certificate for passing the exam Sad

The whole ICE shitty situation. Just awful.

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minou123 · 06/08/2019 12:10

Shmithecat2
Exactly! They have this complex relationship, but it works, they bring out the best in each other and I think they are great together .

RuffleCrow Grin

LutherRalph1 · 06/08/2019 14:47

I've just finished. Right at the end there was a shot of a man and a little girl and a dolly playing on a drum set made out of
Pots and pans, who was that?

BlackCatSleeping · 06/08/2019 15:04

It was Pornstache with the pots and pans. I didn’t recognize him either.

BlackCatSleeping · 06/08/2019 15:07

He looks quite different.

OITNB Series 7 *Spoilers For All Episodes*
LutherRalph1 · 06/08/2019 15:17

Oh I would never have guessed that!

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 06/08/2019 15:22

Did he have any redeeming features in the end? He was hateful, I remember.

RuffleCrow · 06/08/2019 15:54

I think it was his quite nice, normal -seeming mum, and his desire to 'do the right thing' by Daya that redeemed him slightly. Doesn't make up for all the times he was a cock tho.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 06/08/2019 15:58

His mum seemed lovely, so I kept wondering how he turned out the twat that he was, so I kept expecting her to do something awful.

RuffleCrow · 06/08/2019 16:00

Sadly we mums are only ever half the story at best when it comes to personality formation of our offspring.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 06/08/2019 16:02

Oh know, I know...but she was really lovely and he was such a twat.

Shmithecat2 · 06/08/2019 17:42

@ChardonnaysPrettySister

Did he have any redeeming features in the end? He was hateful, I remember.

Yes, he was horrid. But even though he was told that the baby wasn't his, and although it was only a little glimpse, he seems to be a doting dad. It was quite a lovely little scene.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 06/08/2019 17:54

I didn’t realise, or maybe I forgot that he know that the baby wasn’t his.

Now you say it, it does ring a bell.

minou123 · 06/08/2019 18:08

I loved season 7 and thought it was a great ending to a show. It's rare when I like final seasons and I dont think they are a let down Grin

Sorry if I'm derailing slightly, but just wanted to say I have 2 favourite episodes out of all the seasons:
S1 ep10 - the one where poussey et all try to scare delinquent teenagers straight. I love piper's speech at the end to the teenager in the wheelchair about the scariest part of prison is not others, but finding out who you truly are.

S5 ep4 - Litchfield got talent. Love the guards talent show. I smile when the male CO does the striptease, yet in the next episode us crying because he cant poo in front if other people Grin

Anyone have other favourite episodes?

HeyAssbutt · 06/08/2019 18:50

Have started rewatching. Am just into season 2. Trying to think of favourite episodes but certain lines have made me giggle.

Pennsatucky: And you're not invited, because they don't allow gay people on the rapture bus!
Alex: There's a bus?

Healy: You think this is the first time I've heard about the chicken? It's popular fiction. It's like global warming and female ejaculation.

Piper: he's a hitman?
Inmate: mmmm-hmmmm
Piper: oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved

To list a few

minou123 · 06/08/2019 19:33

Those are great lines. I have a couple

Taystee: So I'm sitting there with bbq sauce on my titties and I'm like, WTF...AGAIN?

Pennsatucky: Its a metaphor, you potato head with eyes.

RuffleCrow · 06/08/2019 22:26

Nicky: And remember... anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

So random it made me snort my tea Grin

Iggi999 · 07/08/2019 00:56

I am choosing to believe that Carla limped her way back to wherever they'd started from, and lived to fight for her children another day.
(And you cant stop me! Sad)

IgotApositive · 07/08/2019 08:17

I'm not sure pornstache knows the baby isn't his.
His mum knows but it doesn't seem like she told him.

Carla definitely died Sad

Iggi999 · 07/08/2019 08:19

Nope, she fashioned a stick from all the branches, made her way home and later became a senator in El Salvador supporting families of returning migrants in particular.

IgotApositive · 07/08/2019 08:38

She was coming into the US though for her children?
The camera panned put and it showed such a long way Sad I want her strength though!

Teacakeandalatte · 07/08/2019 09:00

I agree Carla is a survivor and would have splinted up her leg and made a crutch!

RuffleCrow · 07/08/2019 09:05

Yep, Carla is one determined lady. Hell or high water won't keep her away from her kids.

Shmithecat2 · 07/08/2019 22:13

@IgotApositive Pornstache's mum told him it wasn't his, I'm sure.

StarlingsInSummer · 08/08/2019 12:12

I hated Carla's last scene. Would it have killed them to have shown her walking with the others on her long trip back to try to sneak into the US, instead of showing her breaking her ankle?

I've chosen to believe it was just a nasty sprain and after a few hours rest, she could walk again, with a branch to lean on.

PorkHollywood · 08/08/2019 12:32

Pornstache was told by his mum the baby wasn't his.