Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

Italy.... Only me that is surprised by Italian shaggy ?

Why. Just why?!

Shaggy has had his day surely

We haven't got Ireland to give us some points. Nil points for us tonight

Italt was shit.

Is this the judges vote not the people's vote?

Did they find this one on Tumblr?

Italy???

I'd rather the UK finished with 0 than a low score. There's some glory in nil points.

I’m baffled by Italy doing so well, it was dire.

Now they have trimmed down the number of votes they announce the national representatives just pad out their part by rambling.

the cat cannot understand why I`m not in bed

red I didn't survive Flat Madge Gutted.
Needed

Dutch moderator Emma was channelling Vilanelle there

Why do the juries love Italy so much? Just why?

12 points from Montenegro to Serbia. What a surprise!

Bloody hell, why cant they shut up and get on with it.

HI HI MATTEUS

Helloooooo Mateus

It's twenty past midnight. I'm flailing people.

How did San Marino get a point from the juries?

Yes beef you are so right we must get nil points. A matter of national pride!

My word, Mr Poland, aren't you a peach!

Poland is very chirpy

Are these jury votes? Italy will do well on public votes due to immigrants voting but I'm surprised juries are voting for it.

It is as political as ever. UK will probably get null points.

I love guessing who each country will vote for

I got really into Italy even though I didn’t understand a word of it. Even liked the clapping!