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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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Apileofballyhoo · 18/05/2019 23:12

DH reckons Madonna is one of two who actually really sang, and the other was the previous winner from the 70s or something.

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 23:12

Here we go....

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 23:12

Oh they're only showing 12 points

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:12

Shut the fuck up big hair man

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 23:12

Is it just me or does the host with the glasses strongly remind anybody else of Crazy Frog?

Grin Grin Grin

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 23:12

He looks very tiny. Maybe it's just the hair.

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:12

I love seeing all the wacky fashions that the result presenters have for their 30 second appearance

AlecTrevelyan006 · 18/05/2019 23:12

just get on with it!!!

CharlyAngelic · 18/05/2019 23:13

Last year for me .
Dire.

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 23:13

DW is half asleep but woke up enough to ask why his head was so big "He looks like a lollipop"

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:13

Is it just me or does the host with the glasses strongly remind anybody else of Crazy Frog?
I was thinking Kermit

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:13

We're going to end up in zero

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:13

Have we won yet? Zzzzzzz

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 23:13

This is where it gets really bizarre.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 23:13

Get on with it.

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:13

No political votes ???? Russia getting 12 points from Azerbaijan
Malta giving 12 points to Italy....

Eurovision, never change!

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 23:13

Nicolai the kidnapping victim

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:14

Cutie alert!

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 23:14

So is this jury? Then does the public come in after? Thought used to be other way round

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2019 23:14

Didn't they used to announce the top three scores before and the ones below that come up automatically?

PerspicaciaTick · 18/05/2019 23:14

I would rather have less interval and more voting. Not liking the way they are whizzing through only the 12s.

Topseyt · 18/05/2019 23:14

They have virtually billed Madonna as the star of the show.

She was embarrassingly bad. Very flat. I noted that the applause in the arena was very muted, and deservedly so. Graham Norton commented on that too.

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:14

Europe is loving 90's Shaggy Grin

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 23:14

I miss the days where everyone just said "Hello Tel Aviv, Skopje calling" and there was no fake "Hi how are you" shite

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:14

The UK still to get off the ground....