Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

Voting over thank fuck for that

oh thank god! that was a bloody long intermission.

When are the results?

Iceland for the win.
Sorry Michael.

FINALLY

I voted for Iceland and the bloke who cried. I want to see him crying again if he wins.

Ces6 it’s never too late

Well I think its safe to say that even if we get null points, the UK wasn't the worst act of the night...

Thanks Madge.

Gal's hair is dreadful

Ive just realised that the host is Bar Rafaeli!

The voting will go quickly because they only show points 12,11 and 10 all the rest are just put against the country receiving them. Itll be done before midnight.

And now Gal Gadot!

RedToothBrush that is very true, if nothing else she's made everybody else look fantastic.

I've been watching so long I've put on a stone, got diabetes and a hangover

I adored Madonna growing up. That performance just crucified her biggest masterpiece. She'd changed the key and still couldn't hit the notes. Awful.

Thank god Madge stopped ... utterly painful ... and people are still paying her for this??

I'm sad. Madge had the clout but she's gone the way of the plastic surgeon.😥

I’m still getting over Madge 😳
Fuck that was depressing

Least they don't do point by point so should be quick.. Ish.. If ever starts

This guy always looks terrified

Graham saying “what do the others do?” 😁

Best quote of the night from Graham

'Well she turned up..'!!

I bet he was panicking what on earth he could say

NO BANTER

there's 41 countries to get through people

Is it just me or does the host with the glasses strongly remind anybody else of Crazy Frog?

Have they announced the jury votes yet?