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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 18/05/2019 23:21

Surprised Norway isn't getting more points.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:21

HERES RYLAN!!!!

OMG

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dillite · 18/05/2019 23:21

I would say that tonight's votes are really rather random

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:21

RyyyyyylllllaaAaan

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:21

Hellooooo Rylan

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 23:21

Rylan: perfect for Eurovision

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 23:22

WHAT!!!

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:22

What???? North Macedonia??

Daisypie · 18/05/2019 23:22

Australia has a weird relationship with Eurovision. All about TV rights.

Spongeface · 18/05/2019 23:22

Love rylan

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:22

A lot of Eastenders fans on UK jury

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:22

Oh @RedToothBrush I didn't know that you were the Eurovision person too!

errrr I wouldn't say I had an obsessive personality... but....

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FannyFeatures · 18/05/2019 23:22

I'm another baffled by the lack of love for Norway!

noodlenosefraggle · 18/05/2019 23:23

Yay Ryan!

We fast forwarded Italy because it was so boring! How is it winning??

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:23

Australia pay money to the EBU.

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 23:23

Why! Why! Not Sweden Grin

user1486131602 · 18/05/2019 23:23

Anyone else notice the size of Madonna’s bum?!😂🤣😁🤪

Spongeface · 18/05/2019 23:23

@nomde I know! Norway was great!

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 23:23

Poor San Marino

hugoagogo · 18/05/2019 23:23

Boobies Shock

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 18/05/2019 23:23

Rylan was brilliant at the semi finals, he's really put some work in this week.

Dowser · 18/05/2019 23:23

I liked Norway

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/05/2019 23:23

I just don’t want Italy to win

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 23:23

I’m totally going to google what the fuck is going on with this north Macedonia shiz

noodlenosefraggle · 18/05/2019 23:23

I think Denmark will do it on the audience votes.