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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 23:18

And Estonia to Sweden.

This is crap.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:18

2 points!

doggydoodoo1 · 18/05/2019 23:18

2 points 😬😬

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:18

Whoop, thanks Norway - 2 points for U.K.

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 23:18

Ohhh it's 10 out of 41...werid doing it this way round

EleanorReally · 18/05/2019 23:18

Norway, would it be Denmark or Sweden

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 23:18

Buck up, @RageAgainstTheVendingMachine, stay with us, we're nearly there...

TokyoSushi · 18/05/2019 23:18

Oh @RedToothBrush I didn't know that you were the Eurovision person too!

I'm afraid I'm one of those people who just have a quick skim of the performances and then absolutely love the results! So just checking in with you all very late!

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 23:18

I wonder how much money changed hands for the Jury votes...

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:18

2 fucking points! Damn you Norway

Topseyt · 18/05/2019 23:19

Wrong. We now have2 points.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:19

Europe is loving 90's Shaggy

Its in Italian and Arabic. I think that possibly is good in terms of international appeal.

Its a good song tbh. Its a grower.

Don't get the love for Russia so far

Not surprised by North Macedonia being high up.

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Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 23:19

Thank you Norway we don’t go home with Nil points

EleanorReally · 18/05/2019 23:19

Oh I was wrong, and UK number w have 2 points, love Norway 😉

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:19

Who gave the UK 2 points?

jocktamsonsbairn · 18/05/2019 23:20

Have just put it in, not watched in years. When did Australia move to Europe??!!!! Hmm

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:20

Sweden all the way

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 23:20

Come on Sweden!

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:20

HOW has Norway bombed? How? How?

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:20

Ah I see it was Norway....

Loving the Austrians tshirt!

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 23:20

We’re ahead of San Marino!

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 23:20

So when do the public votes get added on?

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:20

Oh god Austria's being all worthy.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 23:21

well Austria man says no one can discriminate against anyone else anymore

glad that's sorted

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:21

Norway should be winning.

I need more wine.