If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Why does John sometimes look like a dowager countess
Fantastic.

Jilly made a metric fuckton of food. She's brilliant.

Hurrah Jilly!

John looks queasy

She really doesn't rate Greg.

Jilly is goooooood

C'mon Delia.

Why does John sometimes look like a dowager countess

By next year he'll have a dowager's hump and a pince-nez

Oh My God I Am So Hungry.

Can't help thinking that the night that Tim's girlfriend says 'lovely pasta darling but perhaps not as good as yesterday' is the night she ends up under the decking.

What is wrong with the creepy guys voice?! He keeps making weird noises at people when he hugs them

Why has that cauliflower been cremated

Burnt cauliflower is not nice.

I'm really pleased with you too Delia.

Jim. Just pants.

Ahh Jim's learned to do coloured stripes

Jim shamelessly ripped off the 2-tone plate smears from Countess Duckula's Kitchen, I see

He really reminds me of something...

Swiss Tony is fucked.

Ooh straight between the eyes there, from Michel to Jim. Boom.

How we doing? Had an acid reflux attack stupid pie. Grr.

Fuck did you see Johns face then
Fucking pissing myself

At least he didn't cry.

John's face when Gregg said he liked the goat's cheese.

go with dignity Jim. and take your crap food with you.

Ooh John's face just then ! Obviously thinking Gregg is a complete idiot

grouchy metric fuckton.🤣

Lovely turn of phrase.