If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Jim droning bore

Not another Cauliflower steak

Is that loris crooning soulfully into a tiny microphone, Squooosh ?

thedogsmother Count Duckula. See previous page. 😀

Please make Gregg keep his mouth shut

Why is Greg looking amazed at vanilla ice cream?

Fuck me the serial killer had a girlfriend? Colour me shocked

every night she says 'blimey tim you're really improving'

Oh Tim.

Sounds good Jilly. Also loved the dismissal of Gregg there. Basically yes do fuck off now ok cheers

a paddy of mince?

Hahaha at Jilly. That's right Greg. Farkoff

@whatashower I concede

I think so Halsall. He's probably singing 'Both sides Now' by Joni Mitchell. That's the vibe I'm getting.

Poor Greggggg. He couldn't back away from Jilly fast enough. She's really got him scared. Love that wumman!

Can anyone say saucisson without doing a comedy French accent?

protein table

Gonna use that. Not sure how, where or why, but am defintely going to use it,
Pretty sure most mums with young kids have a protein kitchen table

Sweetbreads. Gaaaaaah!
Tim should be cooking with them, chianti, etc.
He just gave the game away, practicing the dish on his girlfriend. Thought they didn't know what they were getting. Hmmmmm?
Sausicisoson again.

Oh god he cackled

squoosh Emphatically, noo. Ohoheehoheeho.

Saucisson saucisson saucisson - nope!

how does Michel stay so thin? He looked like John Cooper Clark in the first shot.

Why do they keep Greg when everyone clearly hates him

Why does John sometimes look like a dowager countess

Ooh yum Jilly, and I could eat most of that so double yay.

Yay for Jilly!

Yay Michel