If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

I've got it!!!!!!
The host chef, she is wearing an extra set of teeth! John T's teeth.
That is where they have gone.
Henth the hithpanic lithp.

Do they do any real cooking next?

That's not a quenelle that's a roche (sp?)

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE QUENELLES?! Do they make the ice cream taste any different? Does anyone eating it really give a shit?

Next time I'm at a restaurant I'm going to send my plebeian scoop of ice cream back and demand they rocher it.

To be fair Cruella is quite positive and encouraging to them.

I think I'd rather they used a scoop, then it wouldn't melt so fast.

Who knew you could make so many things out of fucking corn 😂😂😂

HOW RUDE, Grouchy. And poor fourquenelles right beside you!

For shame!

Henth is such a nice word.

GOAT MINCE

yup Jilly looks as if she has had enough now.

Goat mince??????

I don't like Michel Roux Jr.

Ooh here he is

I would LOVE it if when they went into The Market it was stocked with Tofu, Pot Noodle and Angel Delight. Then we'd find out who could cook.

Why wear a polo neck? You'd melt.

Ah relief back to the kitchen and the soothing, soothing mellifluous Michel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I'm pretty sure four's really a scoop and her first name is Hyacinth.

I think Michel looks like a loris.

I luuuuurrrrvvvee Michel Roux jnr

Oops excuse the Daffy Duck ! I was trying to think who the Mexican head chef reminded me of 😂

You can't be right about everything, Squoosh.

Greg is an abtholute thit

I quite like jim and his cheesy management speak ways.

Jim is a bit of a whiner isn't he?
Got to take the rough with the smooth mate.