Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Sonya has to be wacky to make up for looking like a bank clerk

Cauli steak cooked in beef dripping. Erm just cook a steak

MC bingo - Cauliflower steak.

Sodding cauliflower 'steak'. Biggest pile of wank around.

That looked like vomit

Bloody cauliflower again.

4 way cauli - that way madness lies - surely to God
particularly with liver. school dinner rejects

Cauliflower steak.

Message received and understood fourquenelles

(Oops....did I say that out loud? 🤭)

Wonder if he is going to garnish cauli steak with sapphire?

Thank you Lordprof and whatashower

Seems pretty easy so

I'm going to like Sonia because ds2 wouldn't be where he is now without people in her profession.

samphire gah

I am full of fear and intrepidation at these creations coming up. Hope I am proved wrong.
What a waste of truffle (sobs)

I'm prepared to extend my Mitford anecdotes during the adverts btw.

How’s that then?

Nothing good can come from spending your teen years collecting cookery books. He'd have been better advised to spend his teen years drinking cider in a field and fingering people.

David specifically said he didn't want gluggy pasta. And what did he get?

I know I can cook 100% better than I did today. Cos I didn't.

They group them together don't they. This is the remove.

Nothing good can come from spending your teen years collecting cookery books. He'd have been better advised to spend his teen years drinking cider in a field and fingering people.

That looks like a cross section of someone's abdomen

Look forward to your Mitford anecdotes, Autumn

ooh black plate alert, thats so five series ago its not even on my bingo card.

Dear god. Looks utterly vile. Gregg almost went off script there.

Marcus looks very dry to me