Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Cauliflower Thomas has the look of a finalist about him.

I quite like the look of Arjays! (Gregg will say it looks scruffy, the twat)

Come on big man. That sounds scrummy.

such a nice smile!

God, he's so happy! He has to go through.

Ah dammit, she overcooked the fish, would scoff those spuds I tell ya

Fingers crossed Greggggg chokes on shell

LOLOLOL @ ikl 🤣

grinchly fear you are right. Remedial, and should have been paired with the first (shocking) set of form masters judges.

I love crab, always seems a waste to make it into a fishcake.

When young Mitford's pa passed away, his surname immediately changed to the ancestral name of Redesdale and took a seat in the Lords. He was twenty-something. It's like royalty but madder.I

Lovely man, though.

Ooh I'd eat that if I wasn't a vegetarian

Mmmm haddock rarebit

Who the hell has time for tying knots round your vegetables

And the youngsters won't accept they have ...failed

I am going to try that welsh rarebit on smoked fish. Sounds lush.

Aww I like Ajay, hope he goes through

Was that that wiggle dance thing my grandchildren were trying to teach me a year ago?

At least she's not referring to herself as an Influencer.

Capers yuk

Can you list me some please fourq? Although I may add brown sauce to it.

Nothing good can come from spending your teen years collecting cookery books. He'd have been better advised to spend his teen years drinking cider in a field and fingering people. and this is why we come back ever year. Like Oscar fucking Wilde.
Oh I love smoked fish (with a fuckton of butter)
Looks lovely, so it doesn't matter how it tastes no?

Isn't that how marshmallow is supposed to be when cooked?

Scant choice tonight. Send all of em except Arjay home.