Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Full time lifestyle blogger??

Rustic crab cake = big lump of stuff just about holding together

And what the heck does a full time lifestyle blogger do all day?

How can you be a full time blogger with 6k followers?

What the fuck is a lifestyle blogger and how do you make a living at It?..

what is Jelena - lifestyle blogger or instagrammer or what? missed that bit.

Pah, am late because of actual non-cheffy cooking.

What batshittery have I missed?

I dont get - if you are meant to be showcasing your existing skills - that you decide to prepare a dish you have never cooked before with ingredients you are unfamiliar with.

Gregg is talking with his mouth full, my mother would know how to deal that bad mannered lout

Fulltime blogger with only 6k followers?

Rich partner is how she makes a living.

Ajay has a beautiful smile, I hope he does well.

Sorry, just checking, do we hurl abuse at everyone the no hopers, the pretentious, and the pillocks? Or just Greg?

Bla bla bla
Here’s a photo of me buying shoes!!!
Bla bla
Drinking yaks milk chai out of a slipper
Bla bla bla
Having a bath in chick peas
Bla bla
Going for a coffee enema

Yawn

Turkey and....fish.... omg

"He's got little fish balls" phnar

Sonya is the wacky one. Brace!

perhaps it is a Latvian thing. where you get paid to use company'sproducts and pretend they're great etc.

I've no idea what Jelena does, how does that make money

Once she has built up a decent following she can generate revenue from ads and product/pr placements. Its a thing,

An instabore! Fucking excellent, get the knives sharpened.
Oh no Pencil, that's not on. says a similar lifeboat sized woman Gregg is fair game, but because we know he's a twat.
Oh she's a bit ...cheerful.

LordProf I hope you got 50k for that post.

Sorry, just checking, do we hurl abuse at everyone the no hopers, the pretentious, and the pillocks? Or just Greg?

Anyone who takes your fancy! although the general ratio is two insults to Gregg for every one insult to everyone else.

squoosh i just said exactly same thing to DP?

Someone else funds that fake tan habit for sure!

We hurl abuse at anyone with a nonsense, made up, milenial job for sure.

Sonia sounds like Danny The Drug Dealer from Withnail & I

bucking we throw jibs at them wot deserve it! We have had a whole Tudor court before now based solely on looks. However our bile is reserved for the Gurning Grocer aka Shouty McPieface

Sonia annoys me.