Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

I love Samantha already.

Samantha - just no. she looks like someone has pulled the ripcord on a lifeboat

*You've got to cook like you've never cooked before". I'm not sure that's helpful advice.

I like Samantha. Millions of cats, filthy novels and good food

Nods to all

Takes seat

Straightens dressing gown

Shouts "fuck off Gregg"

Poor Samantha. Needs stately homes with that sort of mother...

Hasselback potatoes - The Hoff's testicles.

Hassleback what?
I think I'd like a return of pollen.

Did I hear more hasselbacks are on their way?

pencil

Lol, behind already 😳

Evening all!

No one mention David Hasselhoff's willy please.

Join us Mr Fox, you'd fit in well.
Wanna be Jilly Cooper. Oh yes, fine pickings tonight.
Standard hipster bro.(pretty though)
Bring on the crazy!

Samantha will be a mumsnetter.

Hassleback and cauliflower again

Ooh I love lemon sole

Sorry squoosh, too late.

iklboo you were too fast for me. You are far too preoccupied with The Hoff's undercarriage. T'ain't right.

If Gregg sends Samantha back to MOTHER I'll be furious with him.

No Gregg. Guinea pigs are cute.

iklboo didn't they support Hasselback Carrots on their world tour?

NO don't try something you have never done before grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Definitely ilovesooty

Michael has a comedy moustache. Without it he would look about twelve.

Jelena can fuck off. Full time lifestyle blogger indeed.

ellenora that's a proper entrance!

Oh god she is one of those! Holds up crucifix.