Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

'hasselback carrot' just makes me laugh for some reason.

Spotty soup.

That looks nasty.

Not sure how Pamnetha's done really. But her plate'o'chicken looked good.

four

Little potato poos.

Haha brill Romaine

Romaine the likeness is bloody uncanny!

The set caramel prevents him from opening his mouth and screaming for help!

Do the critics have gaps between the meals?

Sorry I'm more behind now had to check on small people.

Hasselback carrots are obviously this year's thing!

Love how excited everyone is by double potato.

ah Romaine lovely pic 👍

Rebecca looks like Angela Rippon.

Romaine

If only Greggg had that much charm . . .

Hasselback carrot sounds like a euphemism for The Hoff's willy

Possibly there's a Roman-style vomitorium, Footle

Hard call here tonight.

iklboo why am I now picturing The Hoff's knob?

Glad Sarah is gone. But looking forward to seeing spriggy haired man perform his ceremonial toe removal.

Right choice!

She's about to cry AGAIN!

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in her consulting room - patients not getting a chance to talk because she's bursting into tears every five minutes about her own disappointments.

Of the four she was the right one to go but another day when there are cooks who are far worse than some great ones who were booted off previously.

That must be it, Halsall.

Yay for Elliot

Not bothered Sarah is gone

Okey dokey folks, catch you all tomorrow

Sarah seemed somewhat confused. Right ones going through for once.

Mother-of-four Jane!

Prediction: That woman they just showed flossing, she will be annoying.