Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Better than Someone Else's Squooosh

I like that Springy-Hair said his wife was lovely.

Hahah, seeing rolling credits with slightly mad woman......and my first thought was rich pickings are on their way 🤣

Look who's back!
See you then.

😳 squoosh I knew it was a thing, just couldnt remember it was flossing

Oh no - tomorrow promises to be hilarious and I will miss it (Extraordinary Meeting of the PCC)

I will watch on catch up, and join you all on Friday

Sarah seemed somewhat confused.

How could you tell, Jay? I couldn't pick up any expression for the Botox overload.

Right, off to catch up what I missed on iPlayer. Honestly, I'm pathologically early for everything irl.

Stick with me, whatashower, I'll teach you all the words the cool kids are saying

At last Iv found sanctuary... I can unburden myself of all evil distasteful thoughts on the baldy gobby greengrocer

Ooh a new recruit

Hello Sweetpea

You're most welcome to the club

Welcome Sweetpea you are amongst friends.

Schaden, hope its a good meeting this time

I'm amongst friends..
( sighs with relief)

FFS it's mash not pomme pouncing puree

Hello sweetpea and welcome
As the saying almost goes
"You dont have to want to murder dislike Gregg to write here but it helps"

Thanks awfully squoosh
I am at an age where flossing conjures an image of dental debris.😫

Sweetpea I luffs that your own thread that doesnt attempt to masquerade as a televisual culinary critique

But if Prawn jumps ship here please ask her not to post that naked torso pic - we are watching food here. 🤮

A bit late to the thread here, sorry.

But when he said he'd cut off his toe to get to the quarter finals, I had an image of him lurching around the kitchen and not being able to get anything in the oven because he kept falling over.

FUCK OFF GREGGGGG

Blondey. I was not touched by your presence dear.

Bare pits do not belong in a kitchen.

Cheerybye.

Do you think he'd turn his cut off baby pinkie onto a pork bon bon rolled in panko crumbs and served with a joooooo

Flossing woman looks trouble and a potential for a shouting session at the TV.

Just delurking to add a belated FOGgggg
Also spriggy hair coconut sunbed man is very irritating. And his head is the same shape as Casper the Friendly Ghost.

I have been a bit concerned about Torrode's half-hearted Fidel Castro tribute outfit. More of a bottle green than a khaki military fatigue and no Cuban squaddie peaked cap. Maybe the talented tailors on Sewing bee could sort something out for him (in the interests of historical accuracy). But I digress...

And his head is the same shape as Casper the Friendly Ghost.