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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:46

Oh god me too squoosh, hare sweet potato of any kind

Oh no Elliott, fingers crossed for him

jay55 · 27/02/2019 20:46

Eliot is my first crush of the series.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:46

Now if said "I'd cut off YOUR big toe" it would be scarier.
Oh Elliot!

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:46

Chicken 💐
Sweet potato chips heart sinks

lettingthedaysgoby · 27/02/2019 20:47

Oh, dear, Elliot... I think you'll be phoning going home

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:47

hate not hare, mind you I don't want that either

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 27/02/2019 20:47

Those are very messy crumbles. However I do love a crumble so if it tastes nice and buttery I'd forgive him.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:48

I bet Sarah has loads of healing crystals.

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:48

iklboo bless you for making me laugh in this Gregg-infested plague pit of doom.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:48

Thank you Grouchy

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:48

Well...thinks......as 'cut off my right arm' is a real phrase.....perhaps he was actually saying he wasnt that bothered. Relatively,

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:48

I bet Elliot's kids mates all want to go to his house for tea. Hell I want to!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 27/02/2019 20:49

Aaaaagggh! iPad not letting me post!

I want some of that crumble. Or crapple.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:49

Same here jay55, he's great Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:49

iklboo

Grin
GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:49

Is Blondey called Sarah? I keep missing their names.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:49

potato-headed toffee apple

Grin

A Wickerman/Halloween mashup.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:50

Didn't we have hassleback carrots last week

jay55 · 27/02/2019 20:50

More hassle back carrots. I cannot believe 2 of them have gone to the trouble.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 27/02/2019 20:50

Why are they getting so excited about double potato?

PutYourShirtOnMartin · 27/02/2019 20:50

We call them Hasslehoff...

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:50

She’s like a wee cyborg

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:50

Only her mother calls her Sarah now Grouchy

We've seen to that.

RomaineCalm · 27/02/2019 20:51

Potato Head toffee apple. Grin

Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3
fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:51

Toblerone carrots