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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/03/2019 20:08

I'm ironing while I watch tonight so won't have loads to say. But I'll read what you have to say!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:08

Try these - they're vair' nice

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:08

A rugger wumman! Excellent. She can duff Gregggggg up good'n'propah.

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jay55 · 07/03/2019 20:09

Jilly to win, just for putting up with Gregggg's questions.

Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:09

Punch him, Jilly!

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:09

What is this 'ironing'? Hmm

Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:09

Natalie gets good karma points

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/03/2019 20:10

I so want Jilly to tackle knobhead violently.
Zak-🙄

Wolfcub · 07/03/2019 20:10

evening my lovelies

whatashower · 07/03/2019 20:10

fantasising about Jilly drop kicking that big head 😀

Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:10

OhWhat I love when you've got your rage on.

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:11

Like Natalie but concerned re the mix...

whatashower · 07/03/2019 20:11

And clearly not alone in that 🤣

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:11

Grouchy

I have seriously wondered if I have been kidnapped by aliens, experimented upon and then returned to earth.

I haven't ironed for years - literally YEARS - and last week I got new ironing board and I have ironed nearly every day - it's been a delight! I've sung as I steamed . . .

. . . this isn't natural, is it?

Try executing Gregggg sweetie

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:11

He looks like a foetus . . .

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/03/2019 20:12

Me too Squoosh (I hope)

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:12

Schaden you are in Great Danger. Shock

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:13

That mushroom looked very phallic

TheDogsMother · 07/03/2019 20:13

Hi everyone, back again. Hopefully Gregg is a little less punchy this evening

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:13

That's what worries me Grinchly

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:13

O don't like fine dining woman . At all.

LaMarschallin · 07/03/2019 20:13

Camberwell kitchen? Full of Camberwell carrots, perhaps?

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:14

Urgh neck tattooo. Missed that earlier

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:14

Oh Gawd!

Zaq is such a wanquer!

whatashower · 07/03/2019 20:14

Quelle surprise Zaq is a huggy high fiver. Bleah.