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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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fourquenelles · 07/03/2019 20:01

He's back. Count his fingers.

whatashower · 07/03/2019 20:01

jay25 possibly looking in the wrong place then....

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/03/2019 20:02

Here!

I bloody missed last night's, what with all the timing hooha. Haven't even had chance to catch up as DC have been ringing home - like buses, not a peep then all at once.

Right then, off we go...

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:03

Hello all, I need a satisfactory episode after spending most of the day stuck in massive traffic chaos on the M1.

Harrumph

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:03

Zaq is baq.

Oh Fuq!

Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:04

Zaq baq to have another craq

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/03/2019 20:04

You'd think a man with a neck tattoo who worked in a circus would know something about knives.

jay55 · 07/03/2019 20:04

Ugh can't believe neck tattoo is back.

fourquenelles · 07/03/2019 20:04

So are there still 7 in the heat? Has Zak coming back robbed someone else of a place?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:04

Too late Jayy

Freudian slip . . .

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:05

Skids in ... hi all...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:05

He has "Wanker" written all over him.

Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:05

Jasmin looks like a cartoon character. Or a dolly.

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:05

Zaq appears to have a lot of strange internal ear piercings. I suppose they're almost mandatory with the tattoos and all.

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Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:05

or an Asian Martine McCutcheon.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:05

Hi (Grinchly*

Siddown -I can't see the telly for you.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:06

I was going to say something very similar Squooosh

fourquenelles · 07/03/2019 20:06

She has a touch of Betty Boop about her. Her food sounds very good.

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:07

Lowers vast corpse unto sofa....
Ahhhh that's better Grin

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:07

Jasmin looks like an Avatat

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:07

As the thread intro says "All human life is here" - also Greggggg.

Brawn isn't nice Tony.

It really isn't.

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:07

Avatar ffs

LaMarschallin · 07/03/2019 20:07

I wondered how it would impact on the others too, fourq. Thought he might be offered a shoo-in to next year's MC.
(Note to self: minor , but not too minor, abdominal wound might allow me time to be brought back in time for the finals. I'd always be a MC finalist.... Mwahhaha!)

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/03/2019 20:08

Fifty four/five years ago does not warrant a WOW, Gregggg you cock! It's not the dark ages.

Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:08

My dad lurves brawn! Yeuch.

My granny was born the same year as this tony's but I'm decades younger than him