Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Ok that's it for me ladies, I'm off on holiday so won't be around for a bit, enjoy the next few episodes and please don't forget me and throw in an extra FUCK OFF GREGG for me.

Catch up soon everyone

Have a great holiday @ellenanora5

Thankyou TheDogs

Ooh the lovely Dhruv is back

Have a fantastic holiday @ellenanora5 - we'll miss you!

Enjoy your hols ellen ! See you soon

Have a lovely holiday ellen!

I MISSED IT ALL!!!!

The one night I was in lately, and I got my sodding times mixed up!

Oh, well - thread reading starts now.

Oh dear schaden I thought you were out and didnt send out a klazon warning apologies 💐

Klazon = klaxon 😳

Oh Schaden bugger it! We thought you were at another meeting tonight!

Are you going to be abe to see it tomorrow?

Thanks everyone, you're such a good bunch

Just noticed when flicking around the telly that there is a half hour episode on Sunday at 7.30, what an odd time to put it on!

Yes, Halsall - I should be watching tomorrow, with all my insults ready and primed.

I could kick myself!

I thought that I had checked and it had said 9.00, but I misremembered.

Of course, if the bastards put it on at the same time every week . . .

There is another PCC sometime soon - probably the beginning of next week

Not on Sewing Bee Tuesday, I hope, otherwise I may have to have an auto-immune condition flare-up.

It's bad enough missing the chefs, but Patrick sewing time must be protected.

DH came in last night, saw Geoff and proclaimed 'Who's that twat?'

Was yesterday the battle of the pasta? The Luuuuuve Psychologist cooks gorgeous Italian food. Mmmmmmmmm.

Have read the comments - how I wish I had been part of the cut and thrust of that scintillating repartee! The whole horror of Greggggg in particular cam to life as I perused you golden words.

I have chosen my favourite three comments - there is nothing personal in this, and nor does it take anything away from your commentary skills - this is just how I judged the presented comments of the night.

In reverse order:

3rd Gregg can have my first fuck off. And let it be a thing of beauty.

For a first fuck off, this was outstanding!

2nd What is it with Greg this evening ? He's being a bit of a twat.

Superb, understated sarcasm! More effective than any outright fuck off could ever be.

BEST COMMENT
When the four raisins are the star of the dish you know you're in trouble.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS (in no particular order)

I wanted Amal to kick him in the balls as she walked passed with her plates.

I think we would all drink to that. Terse, earthy, effective.

Geoff brought his own nuts

There is just no answer to that . . .

I can't believe Greg was being sneery about a pudding. Any pudding. Give him a bag of sugar and he'd be happy

Brilliant callback to the Horror that is Greggg - (just as we thought it was safe to step back in he kitchen!)

Actually - there is not a single comment that I haven't cherished - than you for making missing an episode such a delight!

Just realised that I hadn't commented on the Winner - it sums up the entire philosophy of the Masterchef ethos! Well done that poster!

And also "iklboo" for this
DH came in last night, saw Geoff and proclaimed 'Who's that twat?' Unfortunately not fully related to the cooing and the characters, so out of the running - but I just wanted to say what a lucky girl you are to have such a perceptive DG. He's a keeper!

*cooking! COOKING FFS!, Not "cooing".

Unless that bloody pigeon claw is back . . .

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AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaRRRRRRRggghghghghhhhHHHHH!

Have just watched the programme.

Gregggg really is a twat, isn't he.

It's the bits where he thinks he's oddly wisely on agreement with Torode that really crack me up (and piss me off!).

He looks less intelligent that one of those nodding bloody dogs you used to see on the parcel shelf of cars.

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Right!

I'm here.

Evening. I'm hoping for some nice puss tonight.

Puds not puss

The Emperor is asleep so I am in.