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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

992 replies

Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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RomaineCalm · 06/03/2019 20:52

That is one of the best desserts so far this season.

Wolfcub · 06/03/2019 20:53

Jonty just did his sex face, must have been good

TheDogsMother · 06/03/2019 20:53

Well he's got a short memory. Good work on the pud Alex

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/03/2019 20:54

Wunderkinder jay is a gonna.

fourquenelles · 06/03/2019 20:55

Must be Jay to go.

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:55

Gregg can have my first fuck off. And let it be a thing of beauty.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/03/2019 20:55

Aww Jay. You made me sad just then, but they're going to pick you over Alex.

TheDogsMother · 06/03/2019 20:55

Looks like Jay is going to have to management consult his way out of this one

BuckingFrolics · 06/03/2019 20:55

They'll keep Jay. 10 quid on it

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:55

Poor Jay is going.

whatashower · 06/03/2019 20:55

Ooh this is going to be an interesting call

fourquenelles · 06/03/2019 20:56

Bucking cash please, no cheques.

RomaineCalm · 06/03/2019 20:56

That's a shame, I liked all four of them for a change.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/03/2019 20:56

Wonder if Torode got the casting vote on that because it really sounded like Ggggg wanted to keep Jay.

jay55 · 06/03/2019 20:56

Oh I wish the creepy man was going.

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:56

Jay had to stand up for four months. And now he gets the shove from Masterchef Sad

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:57

God, he really is Corbyn-esque.

TheDogsMother · 06/03/2019 20:57

Same time tomorrow everyone ?

whatashower · 06/03/2019 20:57

Well that went against the prevailing thought good for Alex. Right call but amazed Jay didn’t get the vote.

BuckingFrolics · 06/03/2019 20:57

(Shuffles the few pennies in my purse .., rustles inside the sofa .., nope. Insufficiency of cash to pay up. I'll Have to owe you all)

Halsall · 06/03/2019 20:57

Is that Circus Zaq coming baq tomorrow?

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Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:57

See y'all tomorrow

BuckingFrolics · 06/03/2019 20:58

TIL the next time ...

whatashower · 06/03/2019 20:58

Well that was a world apart from the recent shitty episode. See you all tomorrow!

GrouchyKiwi · 06/03/2019 21:00

Till tomorrow, people.