Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Romaine either that or you have a Christingle

Jays fucked it.
Ive just had explain Brian the yoni massager to dh.
He also dislikes Geoff mainly because he's a psychologist.

'hot, sweet, salty'

Bit like yourself, Dean.

I like your style Squooosh

This woman is doing very well.

fat should have been crisped up a bit more Amal

The two talking clocks need to be thrown out the window

Amal is doing very well

Ah that's great fourqs, one of mine was a great grubber the other not so much

I can't follow tonight I'm way behind

I know this is par for the course for some of you but Gregg has really got my goat this evening. Kicking the furniture here. Well done Amal though.

Amal's done a great job, I'm pleased for her

I wanted Amal to kick him in the balls as she walked passed with her plates.

Good stuff, Amal.

Stop shouting at Alex, you utter bellend.

Amal is cracking.
The speaking cock is on form tonight.
Oops Alex.

That duck is even too rare for me and I like meat raw.

Dean is so sweet to them all.

What is it with Greg this evening ? He's being a bit of a twat.

Is that chocolate SOIL I spy? 🧐

He must be off his meds Dogsmother

Oh that looks amazing.

That pudding looks delicious.

That dessert looks fab. I'll have all 4 please.

Whattttttt ! Is this the dessert that Greg was questioning ?

Oh that's fucking lovely Alex.

Gregg can have my first fuck off. And let it be a thing of beauty.