Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Hmmmm know what you mean about Dean . I can't believe Greg was being sneery about a pudding. Any pudding. Give him a bag of sugar and he'd be happy

Geoff brought his own nuts

fourq, hounds, gentleman caller, and Jay, will just need to learn to love the shouty little tyke!

schaden sent apologies.
Dear god he even faffs about like our Leader of the Opposition. But pulled it out of the bag (J. Corbyn take note)

Welcome Dogsmother

Romaine are you having a bit of a swoon over Dean?

Geoff is very, very odd

Sod off, piss off, fuck off Gregg

Squoosh. DH has just left the room muttering something about 'bloody digger bloke, every year it's the same'.

Salmon looks like it's still flapping.

Romaine

That duck is never going to be cooked in four minutes bring back the vet he can resuscitate it

If all the extra marital swooning you do is over a genial former digger who appears on TV approximately two times a year, DH is doing okay!

This chap has fallen to pieces.

The duck's still quacking. Jay is having a bit of a shocker

Wolfcub the vet's too busy working on the salmon...

FUCK OFF GREGG.

I'm worried about Jay's back. Looked like he had a twinge there.

Taxi for Jay, one feels

Oh I loved Dean and he's aging very well, Shelina was always so good and nice, I do not and never did like Matt.

Best of luck Fourqs with the little one, you'll ace it, if not there's always beer, up to you who drinks it

Oh so disappointed had high hopes for Jay.
Gregg you are a COCK, how did that help?

When the four raisins are the star of the dish you know you're in trouble.

ellen he's a great little eater and I reckon he'd quite like beer. Not sure his mum would approve though!

Wait until his first birthday before offering him a sup from your tankard of mead