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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

992 replies

Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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fourquenelles · 06/03/2019 20:31

Thanks what Star

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:31

'why do you......wanna show off so much' Grin

Dick

BuckingFrolics · 06/03/2019 20:31

"Why do you want to show off so much?" They asked the management consultant.

BuckingFrolics · 06/03/2019 20:32

Iklboo yuk.

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:32

love psychologists deffo get their knob out.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/03/2019 20:33

four Amazing and also yes, you need all the wine/gin/cake etc.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/03/2019 20:33

Alex is defo one of us.
Ikiboo, I kinda want to know why. or do we have another serial killer here?

Wolfcub · 06/03/2019 20:33

Foook off gregg

whatashower · 06/03/2019 20:33

Tactful Jay”er....because it’s meant to be a competition to showcase culinary skills” (paraphrased obv) then rolls eyes. I like Jay. ❤️You could actually see him think “fools”

GrouchyKiwi · 06/03/2019 20:33

Sod off, Gregg. You're always complaining about mousse not being enough. Fucker.

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:33

fourq you'll be grand! you've got the lovely hounds to give you moral support.

fourquenelles · 06/03/2019 20:34

OH FUCK OFF GREGGGG of course chocolate mousse on a chocolate biscuit base and a raspberry sorbet. What the hell is strange about that? Numpty.

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:34

Dean and Shelina are both so likeable.

TheDogsMother · 06/03/2019 20:35

Hello all. I have Gin and a comfy seat. Can I join you ?

RomaineCalm · 06/03/2019 20:35

I LOVE Digger Dean. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I need a lie-down...

GrouchyKiwi · 06/03/2019 20:35

Where's Schaden this evening? Is it Fight At The Parish Council night?

whatashower · 06/03/2019 20:35

....or indeed “dicks’ as squooosh marvellously suggested 👍

fourquenelles · 06/03/2019 20:35

Squooosh I am getting a lot of side eye from the hounds as walks have been limited Grin (and someone is getting food they are not).

Pencilmuseum · 06/03/2019 20:36

Digger Dean - remember him now

Squooosh · 06/03/2019 20:36

Hello, dogsmother, hurl an insult at Gregg and pull up a pew

BuckingFrolics · 06/03/2019 20:36

Sorry, did someone say a love psychologist gets his tackle out? Omfg

RomaineCalm · 06/03/2019 20:36

Pull up a chair DogsMother. Gin

Wolfcub · 06/03/2019 20:36

He has a slighty touch of the Mr Bean about him when he speaks does Jeff

iklboo · 06/03/2019 20:36

OhWhatFuckery - well photos rather than in the.....erm....flesh but it was part of a patient file I had to read. Close ups. 🤢

GrouchyKiwi · 06/03/2019 20:36

Geoff was so creepy coming through the door then.

Digger Dean is very handsome, but he's too neat.

~waves Hi to DogsMother~