Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Geoff & his nut go through.

Lewis' plate looked like Klingon food.

I don't like the spurting emissions near Gregg

sorry nuts plural

I think they'll keep Alex over Judy.

Still maintain that discussion segment is far more fun if you suspect/imagine the dialogue is filmed separately. Think Alex dodged a bullet there but am pleased.

It's Ming the Merciless

Shelina is so pretty.

Alex looks like a mature chalet-girl

Jeffs pink mouth in that beard is making me uncomfortable.
Ming! Where's his purple beard?

Beetroot pie blurgh

Not concentrating as Nanny 2 now cant have grandson next week so looks like I have him for a fortnight. Eek! It's been 30 years since I have dealt with a baby. I will try to keep up.

Ooo I love beetroot.

whoah Geoff - no self-analysis thanks

Love psychologist what fuckery is all that?

*pencilmuseum” re Alex, as I said, a typical Mumsnetter 🤣

Wait.......you don't think he's really Yoni Brian do you?

Did Jeremy Corbyn just say he was a love psychologist ????

Love psychologist? Fucking what? Is there no end to this wankery?

The sight of monkfish being peeled was a key factor in my move to vegetarianism. Always makes me think of what a penis peel might look like.

OMG iklboo he could be. We have found Yoni Brian!

Omg I’d forgotten yoni Brian

fourquenelles

Is Jeff's burrata handcrafted by monks in a Tuscan village?

Always makes me think of what a penis peel might look like.

I have had the misfortune of seeing that in RL.

Fourq - lucky you.
bastard cauli again