Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

I did wonder what he meant, Wolf.

"I learnt from the nonnas in puglia" which was nice.
I feel the rage simmering.
Didn't mean it like that Squoosh, but who knows?
John went all Ozzie then.

That pink cauliflower looks minging

I like Jay, what a happy smile.

Au revoir, Vet.

Middle aged hair is a tricky terrain for men to traverse.

nothing worse than an unrinsed caper

Jonty can't pronounce 'orecchiette' either, Wolf . Another one to add to the list, next to 'ballotine'

Oh ha ha Greg you’re fucking hilarious

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

Did you see Simon twitch?
My Lord she's lovely.

'make sure you rinse your capers first' is the kind of thing a Victorian sex worker might have said.

That did not deserve a laugh, Torode. Don't encourage him.

Glad Amal did well.

well that's beige

squoosh phnar

Oh ffs Gregg FO (in response to the named it twice har har gag)

plate of bland there Alex but too rich

Those mushrooms look like he accidentally incorporated a few nails from his construction site.

go home Lewis. Bighead

Lewis is going to 'ave Greg outside

So which of you lovely lot are going to apply for next year so that we can get all of the undercover insight?

Yay Jay.

It was a good bunch. Most would have got through on other days. Maybe not Lewis.

Is that one of Greg’s many wedding photos Romaine?

Oh yeah, Simon would definitely have gone on any other day.