Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Greg’s not doing well with conversations with anyone with and Italian bent this week. Inside the factory was highly enjoyable

Oh good, another huge wanker. Zen, psychologist and owns a walnut grove. Wankery personified.
At least two of these women are mnetters I reckon.
Simon is an anal serial killer.
Molecular gastronomy, oh you're spoiling us bbc!

Awww four. He just wants to join us in shouting at the bald prat.

Thank you shower.

Jay can talk the talk but can he walk the walk? I hope he can!

I hope one of the wankers gets through so we've got someone to hate.

Judy Murray there.

Walnut Grove in Puglia v holiday in Spain - I know who I want to win. Also was that another psychologist ...

Simon is an anal serial killer

oh crumbs.

If I get caught by a serial killer I hope he just poisons me.

Hi all, can only half watch tonight so its a "fuck off Gregg" from me

Hope Alex chucked some herbs across the top of her bowl. It looked very anaemic.

I think that looks good

I wonder if the psychologists spot the murderers

Geoff aka leader of the opposition is channeling Thingy sarkis, the Gollum actor

"I watched the nonnas in Puglia"

Oh do sod off.

Paahrstaaa 👍

It does look good. He still wants me to thwack him across the face with a skillet.

Pancreata. I think he meant pan gratata (can’t spell it) either that or he’s invented a new disease

Red peppers, tomato sauce.

Not feeling that.

Don't be mean to nice Judy, prat.

Crunchy prawns? CRUNCHY prawns? Did she forget to take the shells off?

I have been known to embellish a plate with some lime pickle. Usually perks up the old morning porridge

That’ll get through because it isn’t pasta

Poor Jay, all I can think about is how he had to stand up for 4 months,.

I watched the nonnas in Puglia" 

Translation - 'I YouTubed it last Wednesday'

wolfcub 🤣 pancreata definitely twinned with bilious 👍