Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

pencilmuseum indeed - think it is fair to say that really is, for some people at least, a nightmare come true

Evening all feels like it’s been ages since I’ve been able to watch with you all

Evening
Had to watch Friday on catchup. So I missed out on all the Jay swoons.

Superstar DJ - here we go!

How do, all.

Evening Mastercheffians old and new

Lewis can't peel spuds very well. He's hopeless.

Evening all.

GrouchyOffspring#1 has a stomach bug and is watching with me this evening as a bundle of misery.

Missed you all on Friday but back tonight!

'I'm very much looking forward to tasting your Somalian flavours'

Everything that wazzock says skeeves me out.

Alex MUST be a Mumsnetter

Evening all

bucking, with her Newcastle heritage, is doing deep fried mars bars with a newcie broon sauce

Jeff is like a Jeremy Corbyn spitting image puppet

What the Geoff is Geoff doing to that meat?

Geoff is a wanker, with his walnut orchard in Puglia. Bless him.

'Geoff, you ain't got no boobs so I'm not interested'

Late to the party as babysitting 8 month old grandson and he is fighting sleep. Did someone refer to Zen cooking? I may be sleep deprived myself.

Wolf yes, exactly! Dh and I just said that!

Aw Geouchy - commiserations to offspring #1. Hope GrouchyPuppy is on hand for a furry cuddle.

Did I see some double dipping there from Lewis?

'because I own a walnut grove in Puglia'

Boom!

In yer face baldy twat

Iklboo is doing prem, chips & sketti with buttered Warbie's and a builder's brew.

Could Greggg be any more patronising?

At least Simon's veterinary surgeon background could come in handy when the undercooked lamb needs reviving.