Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Dean!

Rebecca's eyebrows are quite intense alright

BOTH OF THEM!?

They knocked that poor little girl out the other week and put EVERYBODY ELSE through, and now they're putting another load of surplus chefs into the mix.

These judges are shite!

PICK SOMEONE YOU WANKERS - YOU HAVE ONE JOB!!!!!

It's Ming the Merciless!

Something to look forward to next week. See you then fellow Mastercheffians.

I bet Arjay is a lovely dad/grandad. And Elliot. Glad he's got through.
Yay fresh meat!
Have a good weekend mcs old and new.
The plural I believe is ...bolleaux!

Rebecca's eyebrows! Exactly ilovesooty!
Tried saying that to OH last night who just looked faintly bewildered.
That's why you need second coughfemalecough opinions.

Fuckery

I knew that a good education was an advantage.

"bolleaux"

[grin[

OH shit - Mrs Brown.

I'm off!

Ok so that that's for now

Shelina and Dean woohoo

Have a great weekend everyone

I like to see the Mitford references - I would put G's name in a drawer, the utter sewer @Grinchly [ grin]

@Scadenfreudepersonified - always got your your back re the G

Do you think I could complain to the very British Broadcasting Co. because he ( the sewer ) refers to someone's wife as "lady" - or too sensitive .
I've tried complaining because he adds nothing beyond being the speaking clock ( which we have had since 1936). Nobody cares.

I love when he tries the dishes because as well as F.O. G I always imagine him saying - "I'll just take the rest of this back to my dressing room" - too thin sauce or not - I suspect he ends up with a whole load of plates which have to be cleared up at the end of each series.

Hahaha yes Basilisk - like a teenager's bedroom...

Exactly @Halsall ! Ha ha - it is in my mind & I cannot rid myself of it.

Paul looks and dresses like Les Battersby

Digger Dean 🎉🎉🎉

He DOES Andromeda!

How did I miss that?

Finally watching Friday’s episode

It's lunch time in the Grouchy household and the puppy is feeling hopeful.

MC is 8pm Wednesday and Thursday this week then 9.30pm on Friday. I guess they thought we were getting comfortable.

MC is 8pm Wednesday and Thursday this week then 9.30pm on Friday.

Oh - for fucks sake!

They don't deserve us, loyal to a woman as we are.

9:30! 9:30!!

That's halfway through the BBC2 Attenborough programme, the clowns.

Grouchypuppy is looking very beautiful, not to mention big!

9:30?! I'll be drunk asleep by then!

Can I just chuck in a F.O. gurning greengrocer. Or indeed the speaking clock. Or "Ladies" . I may as well give up. The BBC don't care. Have complained . what is the world coming to ? I presume they do not have anyone else or indeed they are just being complacent re Greg Wallace. Given how many people here and amongst my friends think he spoils the programme he must have a massive fan base somewhere. Ah well . Perhaps when DH & I ( won't happen but a laugh) have to be divorced because of my shouting at G%TT^ I may be able to cite him as a co - respondent ( not physically - just for shouting at the TV ) for the avoidance of doubt I am one of the few never to have been married to G*&&^ - but then I do not do twitter - so - safe. And breathe . no I just think he adds nothing and can be patronising and mysogynisic ( your lady - really ? ) ( not saying he is - it is how he comes across to me ) . I have no idea why the BBC thinks he is any good on here - I assume no one else wants the job.

Right - on to samphire and well cooked lamb

Thanks @Schadenfreudepersonfied and @Halsall and very many others for very many smiles

Fucks sake I'm out Weds Thursday and Friday. Life is conspiring against me this MC series.

Gregg rates up any girl who is not overweight or older than himselfs food it’s embarrasing

Tumbleweed post.......just one more big sleep.......

Plus I felt I had to give you the heads up that your must-have holiday this year is a food cruise with Gregg. NB Trigger alert for accompanying photograph.

www.worldofcruising.co.uk/gregg-wallace-interview-masterchef-cruising-and-me/

You are welcome.

whatashower - looks like he's not going to be a hands-on dad then - at least for the first few weeks or so. Instead he will be cruising and looking for compliments from suggestible viewers turned holiday-makers. And what's worse - you can't get off the boat to avoid him.