Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

I like prawn brainy bits.

GraceDentalNurse and Sunbed Man are through but who else?

Poor Ajay.

If Sonya gets the push I think she might drop the nice veneer and lose her shit a la Annie Wilkes.

Pea-shoots ✔️

Farewell, sweet Ajay.

I don't do many things lustily these days squooosh more's the pity

It's all a load of bollocks this round... scroti/ball bags included

Just looked up and thought the fried pasta looked like something you see on sporners corner!

Floss woman, Ajay and Elliot for the chop me thinks.

I'd like to see that squooosh.

Fuck off Gregggg - what do you know about chef skills you patronising twat!

Thomas to go through with fourq's two.

This does look very good indeed, well done that man who I cant even remember from 24 hours ago 😳 but I vaguely recall he was much better than anyone else

Schaden bring some lustiness to your next round of parish peace talks.

I knew that deep fried pasta reminded of something.... sporner's heaven

Sonya and Ajay for the boot.

Toms the only contender.
It's only half an hour tonight isn't it?
Sonia's sounded rank.

John is just looking at Shouty and you can see him thinking "shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup" .

fourquenelles think you are right on the money.....

I say "barth" for "bath"; why does John saying, "pahrsta" for "pasta" make my toes clench and my bottom try to retract in my body (and not in a good way)?

Sonia is fewmin'

Ajay is a joyous sunbeam

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Eliot is safe.

"into" not "in". Tsk.

Paul should be binned for that awful shirt alone

Rebecca and her eyebrows are frightening.