Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Look at Jay striding! He has the look of a Roman centurion about him. If you squint a bit. And then close your eyes.

Wheeeee, Schaden !

Hi all. Was too busy yesterday getting stuff ready for MiniGrouchy #1's 7th birthday. Caught up on the episode; it was rubbish indeed.

Rebecca looks very Rosie the riveter tonight.
I'd be out this round, my pasta is shit.

Bloody hell just made it

What does Jay want cooked

I think pasta is overrated.

Pasta ellen elegant pasta

Ajay's Masterchef joy is so pure.

Oh pasta I see, lovely

Fourqs I bet you look great

Basilisk - Thank you - I will never forget that you had my back at this difficult time.

Dh said he thought it was funny that lots of the contestants listen to John T and then just wait whilst G^%$$GG speaks before getting back to the safe place

It always seems like John is thinking 'Fuck Off Greggggggg' when he looks at him.

YES! To both of these comments - it's definitely apparent thateveryne - especially among the Professionals - consider Gregggggg as just so much white noise to get through.

Ok this sounds a little bit more mastercheffy so far. Fingers crossed its not all yak. 🤣

Ajay's going for the resolutely-middlebrow approach I see

Foam 👍✔️

Ajay has a genuine, warm smile unlike Potato Head

I like FannyCraddock's look tonight - deffo "Rosie the Riveter"

Don't raise your eyebrow at dear Ajay, you cruel woman!

Cross post Fuckery - great minds, eh!

Cheers fourqs

Wonder who's for the chop, in hope Ajay goes through

Sonya looks like a pasta arrabiata woman.

sniff

lets have an intramural competition - how much dust on YOUR pasta maker? I would say 5cm on mine.

Who's this Rabbit-in-Headlights wumman?

pasta maker? Mine's still in the shop.

in my happy place

Oh dear.

Sorry late

I have never made pasta and I have no intention of making a date with a pasta machine anytime this century.