Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

John dear, get your grammar right. You say raviolo one minute then ONE ravioli. Tut.

Floss woman Schaden

I've got a microwave pasta bowl. Height of idleness.

Haven't got a pasta-maker - I instinctively knew It would just rust onto the shelf shower

Effing hell! - that looks like Quatermass . . .

Since when did consomme look like molten lava?

That's one god-awful shirt Potato-Head's wearing. It's like the kind of thing someone with no taste my BIL would buy cheap off a Turkish market stall while on holiday and under the influence of too much raki.

I think I am being posh when I use bought fresh pasta....
Which is once every other Preston Guild

My computer is super laggy today, which feels fair as it's me. So I can't join in with conversation.

But I love pasta.

Bloody pasta makers.
Bought one back in the days when the only ravioli was tinned and the very next day they started selling perfectly good fresh stuffed pasta in supermarkets.
It could make a good mangle for "Back-in-the-Day Barbie" I s'pose.

deep fried camembert cheese ball on the side!

If you lived with Elliot you'd be as fat as a sow.

Well those are HUGE meatballs. I think thst might be mentioned.

Does Shouty McPieface's lower jaw actually dislocate to enable him to take mouthfuls of food larger than his head, like a snake?

It always looks weird . . .

I don't have a pasta maker, I reckon I'd still fuck it up if I did.

On a happier note, ds1 is doing his pastries exam as we speak, can't wait till he's home with the goodies

Raviolo look like scrotum...

Overrated Squoosh. Labour intensive (esp for big families) and variable quality.
Oh shit his tagliatelle is looking dry.

This is much better cooking today.

Bring on MY MAN

I have a feeling that this won't be a "best chef" episode.

It will be a "least worst chef" episode . . .

Sighs. ❤️

Critique you doom brain?

I'm not sure about the goatee tbh

Raviolo look like scrotum...

I used to wear a bisque when I was a lot younger.

Scrotums in red sauce

ellen I'm jealous. I'd love nothing more than to be awaiting the arrival of someone laden down with pastries for me!